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Postby Coppermine » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:59 pm

I would KILL for a Starbucks machine in here.
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:05 pm

Coppermine wrote:Just curious acs, what kind of porn would you consider "really sick?"

When I was a freshman in college, my roommate and I used to have "competitions" to see who could find the grosses, most ridiculous porn out there. It was a fun activity and as the Internet was still growing at the time, every day was a new pornographic adventure.

Sure this sounds absurd, but you'd be surprised how many people I've told about this who have done the same thing or at least would entertain the idea.


Anything with poo is really nasty and animals too.....i don't really indulge in anything but bang bros. latley though. They are good ;-D
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Postby blankman » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:52 pm

Coppermine wrote:Just curious acs, what kind of porn would you consider "really sick?"

When I was a freshman in college, my roommate and I used to have "competitions" to see who could find the grosses, most ridiculous porn out there. It was a fun activity and as the Internet was still growing at the time, every day was a new pornographic adventure.

Sure this sounds absurd, but you'd be surprised how many people I've told about this who have done the same thing or at least would entertain the idea.


midget porn? :-b :-b :-b

A kid I know used to mess with one of my friend's computer all the time with that junk. :-b
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Postby logan » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:48 pm

Coppermine wrote:I would KILL for a Starbucks machine in here.


vanilla frapalatte's for FTW. best coffe drink ever. ;-D
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Re: Coffee

Postby StlSluggers » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:25 pm

Coppermine wrote:So, some jerk here at work left the two coffee pots EMPTY, leaving only worthless decaff for me. WTF? What's wrong with you people? If you take the last of the coffee, you start a new pot. This is common office ettiquette, common knowledge! Do you think that jerk just makes his wife brew him more coffee when he uses up the rest of it at home? Probably, the pig. Well let me tell you something people, I am not anyone's wife. I would rather descend into a caffeineless abyss than fill up the coffeepot this jerk neglected to replenish. Does he think it appears magically? That Juan Valdez himself wanders into the office, donkey in tow, filling up the coffee pots? No, he doesn't, because if there were donkeys in this office, I would know. The only donkey here is that chick from Accounting that sits next to me... yikes!

Sounds like you guys need to hire Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.

;-D

This one's pretty funny, too
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:28 pm

acsguitar wrote:i don't really indulge in anything but bang bros. latley though. They are good ;-D


;-D , not that I would know of course ;-)
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Re: Coffee

Postby Half Massed » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:46 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
Coppermine wrote:So, some jerk here at work left the two coffee pots EMPTY, leaving only worthless decaff for me. WTF? What's wrong with you people? If you take the last of the coffee, you start a new pot. This is common office ettiquette, common knowledge! Do you think that jerk just makes his wife brew him more coffee when he uses up the rest of it at home? Probably, the pig. Well let me tell you something people, I am not anyone's wife. I would rather descend into a caffeineless abyss than fill up the coffeepot this jerk neglected to replenish. Does he think it appears magically? That Juan Valdez himself wanders into the office, donkey in tow, filling up the coffee pots? No, he doesn't, because if there were donkeys in this office, I would know. The only donkey here is that chick from Accounting that sits next to me... yikes!

Sounds like you guys need to hire Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.

;-D

This one's pretty funny, too


Yes! I was just thinking that. What a great commercial.
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Postby Pacman » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:52 pm

StlSluggers wrote:Sounds like you guys need to hire Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.

;-D

This one's pretty funny, too


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Postby prodpaul » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:41 pm

Madison wrote:I can drink a whole pot of coffee and go right to sleep. Doesn't work for me. :-/

As to the idiot who took all the coffee and didn't make more, sign him up for some email porn from his office computer. ;-D

:-D


Or if his office door is closed fill a huge trash can full of water then lean it up against the door, knock and then run. :-D
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Postby Red Stripe » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:14 pm

Coppermine wrote:Just curious acs, what kind of porn would you consider "really sick?"

When I was a freshman in college, my roommate and I used to have "competitions" to see who could find the grosses, most ridiculous porn out there. It was a fun activity and as the Internet was still growing at the time, every day was a new pornographic adventure.

Sure this sounds absurd, but you'd be surprised how many people I've told about this who have done the same thing or at least would entertain the idea.


I've actually done that with some guys on the same floor as me in my building last year. It was some nasty stuff. :-P
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