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Postby Coppermine » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:29 am

So, some jerk here at work left the two coffee pots EMPTY, leaving only worthless decaff for me. WTF? What's wrong with you people? If you take the last of the coffee, you start a new pot. This is common office ettiquette, common knowledge! Do you think that jerk just makes his wife brew him more coffee when he uses up the rest of it at home? Probably, the pig. Well let me tell you something people, I am not anyone's wife. I would rather descend into a caffeineless abyss than fill up the coffeepot this jerk neglected to replenish. Does he think it appears magically? That Juan Valdez himself wanders into the office, donkey in tow, filling up the coffee pots? No, he doesn't, because if there were donkeys in this office, I would know. The only donkey here is that chick from Accounting that sits next to me... yikes!
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:32 am

Coppermine wrote:So, some jerk here at work left the two coffee pots EMPTY, leaving only worthless decaff for me. WTF? What's wrong with you people? If you take the last of the coffee, you start a new pot. This is common office ettiquette, common knowledge! Do you think that jerk just makes his wife brew him more coffee when he uses up the rest of it at home? Probably, the pig. Well let me tell you something people, I am not anyone's wife. I would rather descend into a caffeineless abyss than fill up the coffeepot this jerk neglected to replenish. Does he think it appears magically? That Juan Valdez himself wanders into the office, donkey in tow, filling up the coffee pots? No, he doesn't, because if there were donkeys in this office, I would know. The only donkey here is that chick from Accounting that sits next to me... yikes!



hahahha...I don't drink coffee cause it makes me jittery..but that must suck
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:33 am

Damn right is sucks! If I'm not jittery, I have to do work. At least with coffee I can watch my hands shake uncontrollably for a few hours.
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Postby Madison » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:40 am

I can drink a whole pot of coffee and go right to sleep. Doesn't work for me. :-/

As to the idiot who took all the coffee and didn't make more, sign him up for some email porn from his office computer. ;-D

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Postby acsguitar » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:54 am

Madison wrote:I can drink a whole pot of coffee and go right to sleep. Doesn't work for me. :-/

As to the idiot who took all the coffee and didn't make more, sign him up for some email porn from his office computer. ;-D

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Postby Coppermine » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:57 am

Just curious acs, what kind of porn would you consider "really sick?"

When I was a freshman in college, my roommate and I used to have "competitions" to see who could find the grosses, most ridiculous porn out there. It was a fun activity and as the Internet was still growing at the time, every day was a new pornographic adventure.

Sure this sounds absurd, but you'd be surprised how many people I've told about this who have done the same thing or at least would entertain the idea.
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Postby LooseCannon » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:58 am

Madison wrote:I can drink a whole pot of coffee and go right to sleep. Doesn't work for me. :-/

As to the idiot who took all the coffee and didn't make more, sign him up for some email porn from his office computer. ;-D

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you can't let him enjoy it so make it guy porn..
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Postby Simulacrum » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:12 pm

LooseCannon wrote:

you can't let him enjoy it so make it guy porn..


Email Cannon for a list of his favorite sites ;-D

Sorry about the coffeepot, Coppermine. Eat a banana and get a natural high instead.

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Postby Coppermine » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:14 pm

Seriously, Potassium (chemical symbol K) isn't gonna do it for me.

It's all right, it looks like they brough in some free lunch for the office.

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Postby Big Pimpin » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:49 pm

Yeah we have the Starbucks machine that grinds the beans and brews them up for you cup by cup. So I don't ever have that problem unless the office uses up the whole bin full of coffee beans and the lady doesn't come down and fill it back up for a while... Sorry about the coffee, it's definitely a necessity.
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