Rocky 14

[Red Stripe]

Yo!

[Coppermine]

More like Oy!

[mweir145]

Rocky 6 and Rambo 4?

[bigh0rt]

Heh.

[Half Massed]

Sigh... I'm guessing there's a reason this took a long time to get someone to buy his pitch.

[WharfRat]

Mason Dixon.

think he will draw a line in the center of the ring and dare rocky to cross it? that's awful.

Haha... regardless of the phallic imagery a name like mason dixon projects, I think that the match will ultimately be Pennsylvania vs. Maryland in a no-hold-barred, blue/gray, rebel/yankee match that will send the NASCAR fans over to the boxing ring in no time.

I agree with everything except...Maryland?? You want true rebels, you go with South Carolina. Maryland is only technically in the South.

[Coppermine]

I just meant that the Mason Dixon line is the border between Pennsylvania and Maryland...

Otherwise, i would have said Massachusettes and Virginia or something like that.

[Madison]

More like Oy!

From Stephen King's The Gunslinger?




Rocky and Rambo, both on the big screen? Did I warp back to the 1980's or something?

[Jivedude]

More like Oy!

From Stephen King's The Gunslinger?




Rocky and Rambo, both on the big screen? Did I warp back to the 1980's or something?

Oh that crazy billy bumbler. R.I.P. Oy...Maybe Carl Weathers will follow suit and do Action Jackson 2!

[Jivedude]

Theme From Rocky XIII
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by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.

But he's no bum, he works down the street.
He bought the neighborhood deli.
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat.
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say:

Try the rye or the kaiser,
They're our special tonight.
If you want, you can have an appetizer.
You might like our salami, and the liver's all right.
And they'd really go well with the rye,
Or the kaiser.

Never eats while on the job.
He heard it's good to stay hungry.
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob.
Have a taste, they were made fresh today.

Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white.
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer.
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight.
But you just can't go wrong with the rye,
Or the kaiser.

So today, his deli comes first.
Still he dreams of his past days of glory.
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst,
All the while you can still hear him say:

It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite.
Let me please be your catering advisor.
If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight.
You can have your roast beef on the rye,
Or the kaiser.

The rye or the kaiser,
The rye or the kaiser,
The rye or the kaiser...