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by **dannyolbb** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:53 pm

I hate anniversarys. They're ridiculous. Especially 4 month anniversarys.

Skip it. A few days before or after the anniversary, though, do something nice - maybe a nice dinner out somewhere - "just because I was thinking of you."

That way you never have to remember anniversarys and you get credit for being thoughtful and impulsive.

by **curious_george_43545** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:04 pm

dannyolbb wrote:I hate anniversarys. They're ridiculous. Especially 4 month anniversarys.

Skip it. A few days before or after the anniversary, though, do something nice - maybe a nice dinner out somewhere - "just because I was thinking of you."

That way you never have to remember anniversarys and you get credit for being thoughtful and impulsive.

seriously why do you even keep track of month anniversarys :-?

Do stuff occanisonaly nice and remember year anniversarys and her birthday. Always remember the birthday ;-)

by **Coppermine** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:07 am

WharfRat wrote:Buy her a Flobie.

I'd suggest a "Suck-Cut"

"As you can see, it sucks... as it cuts!"

"It certainly does suck"

by **acsguitar** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:10 am

Coppermine wrote:
WharfRat wrote:Buy her a Flobie.

I'd suggest a "Suck-Cut"

"As you can see, it sucks... as it cuts!"

"It certainly does suck"

Oh man thats good stuff...

See if she wants to watch porn with you...then suggest a 3 some

by **Coppermine** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:15 am

ACS, he's having trouble getting a twosome, I'm not sure if he's ready to throw his hat into the orgy ring just yet. Hell, I'm not even ready and I've been having sex for... well, some time now. Regularly.

Watching porn is a good activity. There's nothing that makes chicks want to do it more than seeing other people doing it. I think it's part of their naturally competetive nature... not sports competetive like we are, but more like "I can do that too... only better!"

DL needs to get his priorities straight here. He's in high school. The last thing he wants is some kind of <gasp> relationship. And from what I can tell, that's what he's going for here. Well, silly notes and a single long-stem rose in her locker isn't going to get you laid.

Wait a second guys... I think we're being a little insensitive here.

Anyway, I'd still go with the Suck-Cut.

by **acsguitar** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:23 am

Coppermine wrote:ACS, he's having trouble getting a twosome, I'm not sure if he's ready to throw his hat into the orgy ring just yet. Hell, I'm not even ready and I've been having sex for... well, some time now. Regularly.

Watching porn is a good activity. There's nothing that makes chicks want to do it more than seeing other people doing it. I think it's part of their naturally competetive nature... not sports competetive like we are, but more like "I can do that too... only better!"

DL needs to get his priorities straight here. He's in high school. The last thing he wants is some kind of <gasp> relationship. And from what I can tell, that's what he's going for here. Well, silly notes and a single long-stem rose in her locker isn't going to get you laid.

Wait a second guys... I think we're being a little insensitive here.

Anyway, I'd still go with the Suck-Cut.

So were still telling him to watch porn together right?