Girlfriend Card...help - Fantasy Baseball Cafe 2014 Fantasy Baseball Cafe
100% Deposit Bonus for Cafe Members!

Return to General Talk

Girlfriend Card...help

Moderator: Baseball Moderators

Postby dannyolbb » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:53 pm

I hate anniversarys. They're ridiculous. Especially 4 month anniversarys.

Skip it. A few days before or after the anniversary, though, do something nice - maybe a nice dinner out somewhere - "just because I was thinking of you."

That way you never have to remember anniversarys and you get credit for being thoughtful and impulsive.
[size=18]03[/size]
dannyolbb
Minor League Mentor
Minor League Mentor

User avatar

Posts: 711
Joined: 7 Jul 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Sittin' on Trent Lotts porch

Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:04 pm

dannyolbb wrote:I hate anniversarys. They're ridiculous. Especially 4 month anniversarys.

Skip it. A few days before or after the anniversary, though, do something nice - maybe a nice dinner out somewhere - "just because I was thinking of you."

That way you never have to remember anniversarys and you get credit for being thoughtful and impulsive.


seriously why do you even keep track of month anniversarys :-? Do stuff occanisonaly nice and remember year anniversarys and her birthday. Always remember the birthday ;-)
Image
Go Braves!
curious_george_43545
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar

Posts: 5200
Joined: 27 Jan 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Ohio

Postby Coppermine » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:07 am

WharfRat wrote:Buy her a Flobie.


I'd suggest a "Suck-Cut"

"As you can see, it sucks... as it cuts!"

"It certainly does suck"

Image
Coppermine
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar

Posts: 8840
Joined: 6 Sep 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Pennsyltucky

Postby acsguitar » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:10 am

Coppermine wrote:
WharfRat wrote:Buy her a Flobie.


I'd suggest a "Suck-Cut"

"As you can see, it sucks... as it cuts!"

"It certainly does suck"

Image


Oh man thats good stuff...

See if she wants to watch porn with you...then suggest a 3 some
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
acsguitar
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Graphics Expert
Posts: 26722
Joined: 7 Apr 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Back in General Talk WOOO!!!

Postby Coppermine » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:15 am

ACS, he's having trouble getting a twosome, I'm not sure if he's ready to throw his hat into the orgy ring just yet. Hell, I'm not even ready and I've been having sex for... well, some time now. Regularly.

Watching porn is a good activity. There's nothing that makes chicks want to do it more than seeing other people doing it. I think it's part of their naturally competetive nature... not sports competetive like we are, but more like "I can do that too... only better!"

DL needs to get his priorities straight here. He's in high school. The last thing he wants is some kind of <gasp> relationship. And from what I can tell, that's what he's going for here. Well, silly notes and a single long-stem rose in her locker isn't going to get you laid.

Wait a second guys... I think we're being a little insensitive here.

Anyway, I'd still go with the Suck-Cut.
Coppermine
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar

Posts: 8840
Joined: 6 Sep 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Pennsyltucky

Postby acsguitar » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:23 am

Coppermine wrote:ACS, he's having trouble getting a twosome, I'm not sure if he's ready to throw his hat into the orgy ring just yet. Hell, I'm not even ready and I've been having sex for... well, some time now. Regularly.

Watching porn is a good activity. There's nothing that makes chicks want to do it more than seeing other people doing it. I think it's part of their naturally competetive nature... not sports competetive like we are, but more like "I can do that too... only better!"

DL needs to get his priorities straight here. He's in high school. The last thing he wants is some kind of <gasp> relationship. And from what I can tell, that's what he's going for here. Well, silly notes and a single long-stem rose in her locker isn't going to get you laid.

Wait a second guys... I think we're being a little insensitive here.

Anyway, I'd still go with the Suck-Cut.


So were still telling him to watch porn together right?
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
acsguitar
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Graphics Expert
Posts: 26722
Joined: 7 Apr 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Back in General Talk WOOO!!!

Postby Coppermine » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:25 am

acsguitar wrote:So were still telling him to watch porn together right?


;-D
Coppermine
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar

Posts: 8840
Joined: 6 Sep 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Pennsyltucky

Postby Phatferd » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:41 pm

Take her to the movies and do the popcorn trick...
Phatferd
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar

Posts: 4058
Joined: 6 Feb 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Highway 10

Postby blankman » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:54 pm

Phatferd wrote:Take her to the movies and do the popcorn trick...


lmao, that skit is too funny. :-b


A brick works too O:-) :-b
blankman
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

Graphics Expert
Posts: 10770
Joined: 6 Jul 2003
Home Cafe: Baseball

Postby acsguitar » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:56 pm

blankman wrote:
Phatferd wrote:Take her to the movies and do the popcorn trick...


lmao, that skit is too funny. :-b


A brick works too O:-) :-b


YOu mean hit her with a brick?
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
acsguitar
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Graphics Expert
Posts: 26722
Joined: 7 Apr 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Back in General Talk WOOO!!!

Previous

Return to General Talk

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests

Forums Articles & Tips Sleepers Rankings Leagues


Today's Games
Friday, Aug. 29
(All times are EST, weather icons show forecast for game time)

Minnesota at Baltimore
(7:05 pm)
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh
(7:05 pm)
NY Yankees at Toronto
(7:07 pm)
Philadelphia at NY Mets
(7:10 pm)
Boston at Tampa Bay
(7:10 pm)
indoors
Miami at Atlanta
(7:35 pm)
Cleveland at Kansas City
(8:10 pm)
Texas at Houston
(8:10 pm)
Detroit at Chi White Sox
(8:10 pm)
Chi Cubs at St. Louis
(8:15 pm)
Colorado at Arizona
(9:40 pm)
Oakland at LA Angels
(10:05 pm)
LA Dodgers at San Diego
(10:10 pm)
Washington at Seattle
(10:10 pm)
Milwaukee at San Francisco
(10:15 pm)

  • Fantasy Baseball
  • Article Submissions
  • Privacy Statement
  • Site Survey 
  • Contact