ACS, he's having trouble getting a twosome, I'm not sure if he's ready to throw his hat into the orgy ring just yet. Hell, I'm not even ready and I've been having sex for... well, some time now. Regularly.
Watching porn is a good activity. There's nothing that makes chicks want to do it more than seeing other people doing it. I think it's part of their naturally competetive nature... not sports competetive like we are, but more like "I can do that too... only better!"
DL needs to get his priorities straight here. He's in high school. The last thing he wants is some kind of <gasp> relationship. And from what I can tell, that's what he's going for here. Well, silly notes and a single long-stem rose in her locker isn't going to get you laid.
Wait a second guys... I think we're being a little insensitive here.
Anyway, I'd still go with the Suck-Cut.