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Postby acsguitar » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:50 pm

4 months isn't that much...

I wouldn't get a card.

Build her a cake or something ;-D
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Postby j_d_mcnugent » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:51 pm

On the DL wrote:
sadly your right. i will prolly just do dinner. i just think shes the kind of person who would like a card


do your own thing. you dont want regret doing/not doing something because somebody on the internet told you different.

also, you should catch her a delicious bass. i cant believe i forgot to say that earlier.
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:53 pm

Haha, yeah, build her a cake or something. Or draw a picture of her. Be sure to spend like two hours on the shading.

Then, hide in the bushes outside her house and surprise her with it.

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Postby Red Stripe » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:24 pm

Dear whatever her name is

I know your not the most beautiful woman in the world but I guess it would kind of be dorky to not have a girlfriend so I guess I'm stuck with you since I'm not the best looking guy around. Your ok, your nothing compared to the pornstars I check out everyday while your at work and wish that you looked like them, but your alright. I think you should get implants by the way.

Cordially,

Patrick

She'll love you for being honest ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:49 pm

Red Stripe wrote:Dear whatever her name is

I know your not the most beautiful woman in the world but I guess it would kind of be dorky to not have a girlfriend so I guess I'm stuck with you since I'm not the best looking guy around. Your ok, your nothing compared to the pornstars I check out everyday while your at work and wish that you looked like them, but your alright. I think you should get implants by the way.

Cordially,

Patrick

She'll love you for being honest ;-D


Agreed...be sure you post her with implants in animated gif form while jumping up and down ;-D
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Postby wrveres » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:43 pm

no way in hell I am spending any money on a girl that I have been seeing for four months if she hasn't given anything up yet. I mean maybe a rose from 7-11 or something while I am picking up a slurpee, but thats it!
But if after 4 months I haven't gotten any trim, a new shirt or even some new shoes from her ... she better consider herself lucky to be in the car with me.
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:05 pm

wrveres wrote:no way in hell I am spending any money on a girl that I have been seeing for four months if she hasn't given anything up yet. I mean maybe a rose from 7-11 or something while I am picking up a slurpee, but thats it!
But if after 4 months I haven't gotten any trim, a new shirt or even some new shoes from her ... she better consider herself lucky to be in the car with me.


Now that's harsh!
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Postby mweir145 » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:23 pm

j_d_mcnugent wrote:for some people, sappy little things like notes and cards really work.
i am ordinarily not one of those grammar nazis (make a fair number of mistakes myself) but i figure if you want to impress someone it might be nice to communicate it properly.

so here are some changes for you:


Name,The past four months have been amazing. You are such a great person. I know we arn't where we want to be right now but we will get there. You are so unique and genuine and i am glad that I get to spend time with you. I feel lucky that we met and are now together.

Patrick


Aren't. ;-D :-b
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Postby RocketsDWM » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:25 pm

Flowers and a card in her locker is simple and easy (and is enough for a girl in high school). Now if it was say a 2 yr anniversary, perhaps something more upscale. Just get the combo (if u dont know it already) from one of her friends. Good luck.
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Postby WharfRat » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:37 pm

Buy her a Flobie.
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