Dear whatever her name is
I know your not the most beautiful woman in the world but I guess it would kind of be dorky to not have a girlfriend so I guess I'm stuck with you since I'm not the best looking guy around. Your ok, your nothing compared to the pornstars I check out everyday while your at work and wish that you looked like them, but your alright. I think you should get implants by the way.
She'll love you for being honest