Girlfriend Card...help

[acsguitar]

4 months isn't that much...

I wouldn't get a card.

Build her a cake or something

[j_d_mcnugent]

sadly your right. i will prolly just do dinner. i just think shes the kind of person who would like a card

do your own thing. you dont want regret doing/not doing something because somebody on the internet told you different.

also, you should catch her a delicious bass. i cant believe i forgot to say that earlier.

[Coppermine]

Haha, yeah, build her a cake or something. Or draw a picture of her. Be sure to spend like two hours on the shading.

Then, hide in the bushes outside her house and surprise her with it.

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[Red Stripe]

Dear whatever her name is

I know your not the most beautiful woman in the world but I guess it would kind of be dorky to not have a girlfriend so I guess I'm stuck with you since I'm not the best looking guy around. Your ok, your nothing compared to the pornstars I check out everyday while your at work and wish that you looked like them, but your alright. I think you should get implants by the way.

Cordially,

Patrick

She'll love you for being honest

[acsguitar]

Dear whatever her name is

I know your not the most beautiful woman in the world but I guess it would kind of be dorky to not have a girlfriend so I guess I'm stuck with you since I'm not the best looking guy around. Your ok, your nothing compared to the pornstars I check out everyday while your at work and wish that you looked like them, but your alright. I think you should get implants by the way.

Cordially,

Patrick

She'll love you for being honest

Agreed...be sure you post her with implants in animated gif form while jumping up and down

[wrveres]

no way in hell I am spending any money on a girl that I have been seeing for four months if she hasn't given anything up yet. I mean maybe a rose from 7-11 or something while I am picking up a slurpee, but thats it!
But if after 4 months I haven't gotten any trim, a new shirt or even some new shoes from her ... she better consider herself lucky to be in the car with me.

[Coppermine]

no way in hell I am spending any money on a girl that I have been seeing for four months if she hasn't given anything up yet. I mean maybe a rose from 7-11 or something while I am picking up a slurpee, but thats it!
But if after 4 months I haven't gotten any trim, a new shirt or even some new shoes from her ... she better consider herself lucky to be in the car with me.

Now that's harsh!

[mweir145]

for some people, sappy little things like notes and cards really work.
i am ordinarily not one of those grammar nazis (make a fair number of mistakes myself) but i figure if you want to impress someone it might be nice to communicate it properly.

so here are some changes for you:


Name,The past four months have been amazing. You are such a great person. I know we arn't where we want to be right now but we will get there. You are so unique and genuine and i am glad that I get to spend time with you. I feel lucky that we met and are now together.

Patrick

Aren't.

[RocketsDWM]

Flowers and a card in her locker is simple and easy (and is enough for a girl in high school). Now if it was say a 2 yr anniversary, perhaps something more upscale. Just get the combo (if u dont know it already) from one of her friends. Good luck.

[WharfRat]

Buy her a Flobie.