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Postby Coppermine » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:29 pm

Drop the card idea already!
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Re: Girlfriend Card...help

Postby logan » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:31 pm

acsguitar wrote:

Dear girl,

Boning you is awesome!


Love me


nothing quite says it better than that
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:33 pm

I think the problem DL is having is that he hasn't gotten to bone anyone yet.

Am I right?

Well, sappy cards won't do it.

So, either spend $100 bucks on a nice dinner, or on a cheap hooker, but remember... you're only gaurantee to get laid is with one of those choices and it usually comes with burning urination.
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Postby On the DL » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:35 pm

Coppermine wrote:I think the problem DL is having is that he hasn't gotten to bone anyone yet.

Am I right?

Well, sappy cards won't do it.

So, either spend $100 bucks on a nice dinner, or on a cheap hooker, but remember... you're only gaurantee to get laid is with one of those choices and it usually comes with burning urination.


sadly your right. i will prolly just do dinner. i just think shes the kind of person who would like a card
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:35 pm

She sounds like a prude.

Dump her.
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Postby On the DL » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:36 pm

we are seniors in high school..shes 17 and I just turned 18
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:38 pm

You've got plenty of time to worry about impressing chicks. If after four months it's not going well, just forget it.
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Postby On the DL » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:39 pm

Coppermine wrote:You've got plenty of time to worry about impressing chicks. If after four months it's not going well, just forget it.


no, the relationship is going amazing. we just havent goten to the sex part
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Postby logan » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:41 pm

On the DL wrote:sadly your right. i will prolly just do dinner. i just think shes the kind of person who would like a card


actually as weak as it seems to some people to get a card there are alot of girls that works on. it the whole "he was thinking about me" thing and "thought i was worth the time to go out and get a card for me". it usually works better when it isn't around an occasion though. sort of surprise/spur of the moment thing. but i think a card and dinner is a dcent idea for four months. can't really help you with what to put on the card. just write waht you feel in your heart and you will be good.

so ends my sappy post of the year.


boobies!!! there i feel better now. :-D
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:41 pm

Dear "____",

You're one cool cat.

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Your boyfriend,

"___"

P.S. I made you cookies









Heh.. :-D
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