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Postby HiddenIdentity » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:14 pm

I read an article from a couple of days ago today about how the author would rebuild the Yankees and I started wondering if writers actually make sense anymore in their sports articles:

C- Posada
1B- Sign John Olerud
2B- Sign Furcal
3B- A-Rod
SS- Derek Jeter
RF- Manny (Acquired for Gark Sheffield)
CF- Torii Hunter (Acquired for Robinson Cano) / if not then Sign Johnny Damon
LF - Matsui
DH- Giambi

Sign B.J. Ryan for setupman
Trade Ming Wang for Zito
Get rid of Pavano to any team for no one imparticular
Bring back Bernie

Is it just me or does it seem like he randomly came up with deals to improve this team?
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Postby TheYanks04 » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:43 pm

Obviously a blithering fool looking to fill up the paper with something someone might read to make a buck. None of that makes any sense whatsoever (save for signing Ryan) and it is not worth even debating.
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Postby blankman » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:02 pm

Just a waste of time.

I won't bother picking it apart.

Ryan is the only thing that makes sense.
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Postby cristóbal » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:34 pm

yankees suck ;-D
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Postby blankman » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:35 pm

cristóbal wrote:yankees suck ;-D


You suck ;-D

:-b
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Postby nuggets » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:49 pm

blankman wrote:
cristóbal wrote:yankees suck ;-D


You suck ;-D

:-b


:-b yes they do. and only because the article is worthless is your worthless post ok.
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Postby bigken117 » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:58 pm

would Ryan even want to set up again? I think he proved his worth as a closer. If he says he would set up, the Yanks and Sox would get into a bidding war not seen since Britney Spears put a bra she wore on eBay
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:19 am

what's the point of Furcal's arm at second... ;-7 This guy is an idiot, none of that makes any sense
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Postby dyuen87 » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:42 am

bigken117 wrote:would Ryan even want to set up again? I think he proved his worth as a closer. If he says he would set up, the Yanks and Sox would get into a bidding war not seen since Britney Spears put a bra she wore on eBay


Ryan's agreed to set up for a winning team... and a winning price. :-b
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Postby BritSox » Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:11 am

In related news, an NYPD spokesman admitted today that the war on drugs had received a setback as several tons of high-grade marijuana were believed to have entered the city.
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