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Postby wrveres » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:49 am

Q: Why did O.J. hide in South Bend after killing his wife?
A: No one would think of looking for a football player there.

Q: Why do Notre Dame graduates hang their diploma from the rear-view mirrors of their cars?
A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Q: What do you call a 250 lb Notre Dame Cheerleader?
A: Anorexic.

Q: What do you call 25 Notre Dame fans in a basement?
A: A whine cellar.

Q: What do you get when you lock 32 Notre Dame Cheerleaders together in one room?
A: One full set of teeth.

Q: How many Notre Dame football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just two, but they each earn 3 college credits.

Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Fighting Irish fan in the road?
A: The dead skunk has skid marks before it.

Q: Did you hear that the Notre Dame coach is only dressing 15 players this season?
A: The rest of the team is capable of dressing themselves.

Q: How do you get a Notre Dame graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Did you hear Troy Aikman is thinking of moving to South Bend now that he is retired?
A: He wants to get as far away from football as possible.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in South Bend?
A: They couldn'd find three wise men or a virgin.

Q: Did you hear about the two Notre Dame fans who froze to death at the drive-in movie?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter."




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Postby ironman » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:02 am

LOL! Nice. Go Troj-.....wait :-? I hate both these teams..

Still funny though.
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:25 am

Nice ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:16 am

Notre Dame has had a nice season so far, but i hope they blow today.... i want to see USC go for 3 in a row......
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Postby bronxxbomber » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:57 am

Too Funny. But, I actually want to see Notre Dame win. Notre Dame's supposed to be the biggest and best program ever and I can't remember the last time they won a national title.
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Postby Mookie4ever » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:42 am

This is about football right?

University football? :-?
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Postby LooseCannon » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:11 am

Pretty good... Though I'm rooting for them today ;-)
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Postby JTWood » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:02 pm

ironman wrote:LOL! Nice. Go Troj-.....wait :-? I hate both these teams..

Still funny though.

Agreed on both counts, except I hate college football in general.
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Postby Phatferd » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:49 pm

Fight On.

This one is for Coach Goux.
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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:40 pm

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