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Postby LooseCannon » Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:31 pm

blankman wrote:My first round pick in the skank league or whatever its called...I can't imagine this is worth any points :-[




She had to get pregnant somehow. isn't that worth points?
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Postby Minor League Skilz » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:07 pm

chadlincoln wrote:Her face progression during the delivery ---------> :-o :-° :-o :-° :-o :-° :,-( :-° :~( :-o


;-D nice
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:52 pm

PlayingWithFire wrote:
because they believe it's traumatic for babies to hear their mothers groan or cry.


I...don't remember(and don't hope to remember) any thing from the day of my birth :-)

Uh this is a guy who believes 75 million years ago the Galatic Dicator Xenu took 1 billion people, stacked them next to volcanos on the Earth, and then detonated hydrogen bombs in those volcanoes, killing them all. And that there spirits are attached to us, and we have to try and get rid of them. Also, they believe they had space planes, which looked exactly like DC-10s. The rules of logic and santity have no place there :-D
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:58 pm

CubsFan7724 wrote:
PlayingWithFire wrote:
because they believe it's traumatic for babies to hear their mothers groan or cry.


I...don't remember(and don't hope to remember) any thing from the day of my birth :-)

Uh this is a guy who believes 75 million years ago the Galatic Dicator Xenu took 1 billion people, stacked them next to volcanos on the Earth, and then detonated hydrogen bombs in those volcanoes, killing them all. And that there spirits are attached to us, and we have to try and get rid of them. Also, they believe they had space planes, which looked exactly like DC-10s. The rules of logic and santity have no place there :-D


I really have no clue how people could believe this!!! Plus the DC-10 is super old but not 75 million years
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Postby JTWood » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:10 pm

A Paraphrased L. Ron Hubbard wrote:"I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is!"

And for those of you that want proof that he said that, this did it for me:
To summarize: we have nine witnesses: Neison Himmel, Sam Merwin, Sam Moskowitz, Theodore Sturgeon, Lloyd Arthur Eshbach, Harlan Ellison, and the three unnamed witnesses of Robert Vaughn Young. There is some confusion and doubt about one of them (Sam Moskowitz). Two are reported via Russel Miller: one is reported via Mike Jittlov: one reported in his autobiography; one reported in an affidavit; and one reported to me in person. The reports describe different events, meaning that Hubbard said it perhaps six times, in six different venues - definitely not just once. And the Church's official disclaimer is now reportedly a flat lie.

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-1,000,000 for any moron who follows his "teachings"
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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:43 pm

She wants to hold off on the drugs until Tom Cruise pisses her off so much that she can use them then. :-°
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Postby dannyolbb » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:05 pm

ironman wrote:It can't be more painful than watching "Battlefield Earth".


Amen to that. If that tripe isn't enough to scare people away from scientology, I don't know what is.
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Postby Red Stripe » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:51 pm

I bet Tom Cruise doesnt agree with this because "THEY DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF PSYCHOLOGY!!!!"
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Postby Half Massed » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:49 pm

I'm waiting to see the headlines "Holmes and Cruz fight,'I've put up with this scientology bullsh*t long enough'" When the lovey-dovey period is over, she'll think he's a psycho.
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Postby JTWood » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:26 pm

Half Massed wrote:I'm waiting to see the headlines "Holmes and Cruz fight,'I've put up with this scientology bullsh*t long enough'" When the lovey-dovey period is over, she'll think he's a psycho.

Yeah, I'd love to see a Katie Holmes/Penelope Cruz cat fight, too.

I take Holmes for the KO. She's not as waifey.














Ohhhhh! You meant Cruise...

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