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Postby raiders_umpire » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:46 am

if she does not take drugs, then cruise may be screaming when she is beating the tar out of him during the delivery.....
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Postby Big Pimpin » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:34 am

JTWood wrote:She'll scream. She'll want drugs.

I would.


This is completely true. She will be begging for the drugs.
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Postby chadlincoln » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:14 pm

Her face progression during the delivery ---------> :-o :-° :-o :-° :-o :-° :,-( :-° :~( :-o
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Postby blankman » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:18 pm

My first round pick in the skank league or whatever its called...I can't imagine this is worth any points :-[
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:19 pm

blankman wrote:My first round pick in the skank league or whatever its called...I can't imagine this is worth any points :-[


Nope unless she gives birth to the antichrist then that'd be like 15 points
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:26 pm

acsguitar wrote:
blankman wrote:My first round pick in the skank league or whatever its called...I can't imagine this is worth any points :-[


Nope unless she gives birth to the antichrist then that'd be like 15 points
I could have swore baby out of wedlock was worth something.
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:29 pm

acsguitar wrote:Getting Pregnant w/o Marriage +7

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Sounds like 7 points to me.
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Postby blankman » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:40 pm

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acsguitar wrote:Getting Pregnant w/o Marriage +7

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Sounds like 7 points to me.


They didn't get married yet?


Sweeeeettt ;-D ;-D

You'd think that getting pregnant w/o marriage would be worth more points relative to some of those other things :-?
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:00 pm

Oh is she really pregnant?


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Postby AT » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:36 pm

acsguitar wrote:Oh is she really pregnant?


Here is some more pointing fun at scientology

"Tool performed at Scientology's Celebrity's Centre, apparently not knowing that this was the home of the cult. Once they found out, they did not take it nicely. Between songs, Keenan, staring first at the lush grounds paid for by devoted L. Ron followers and then into the eyes of his own audience, bayed into the mic like a sheep looking for his shepherd's gate. 'Baaaaa! Baaaaa!' the singer bleated." (BAM Magazine, November 1994).


AHahahahahahaha :-D

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