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Postby chadlincoln » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:18 pm

Mama said knock you out. ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:27 pm

Tool: Hooker with Penis. The start of the lyrics rather then the song.

Or Maybee Jerk Off by Tool Thats a sweet intro...actually any tool song
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Postby mocabeenow » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:21 pm

One Step Beyond - Madness.
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Postby Mercer Boy » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:27 pm

Maybe Stupify by Disturbed...that's a cool song. ;-D
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Postby Yoda » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:18 pm

dude looks like a lady :-D
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Postby jzfran » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:39 pm

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Postby Yoda » Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:55 pm

acsguitar wrote:Tool: Hooker with Penis. The start of the lyrics rather then the song.

Or Maybee Jerk Off by Tool Thats a sweet intro...actually any tool song


Prison Sex opening is pretty badass. Tool is awesome music to work out to.
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:05 pm

Yoda wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Tool: Hooker with Penis. The start of the lyrics rather then the song.

Or Maybee Jerk Off by Tool Thats a sweet intro...actually any tool song


Prison Sex opening is pretty badass. Tool is awesome music to work out to.


Undertow is definitely their best album ;-D ;-D

I've actually thought a lot about this. I'd want-

"And none of them realized they were robots"- Mr. Bungle

OR

"Sheet Metal Girl"- Pig Destroyer

Those ought to put the fear of God into the opposing pitcher :-D
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:14 pm

Yoda wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Tool: Hooker with Penis. The start of the lyrics rather then the song.

Or Maybee Jerk Off by Tool Thats a sweet intro...actually any tool song


Prison Sex opening is pretty badass. Tool is awesome music to work out to.


Agreed~! Good choice
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Postby daullaz » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:56 pm

Beethoven's 5th. How dramatic! Ba Ba Ba BUM!

Or maybe Carmina Burana.
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