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Postby Simulacrum » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:55 pm

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But Chuck Norris was still there and Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris decided to have one final kung fu battle which was broadcasted live and made into a Saturday morning cartoon.



Guest starring in the same cartoon were the Powerpuff Girls who beat the ever-loving crap out of both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel, proving once and for all that they are both sissy-pants fairy-boys.
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Postby Red Stripe » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:02 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:
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But Chuck Norris was still there and Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris decided to have one final kung fu battle which was broadcasted live and made into a Saturday morning cartoon.



Guest starring in the same cartoon were the Powerpuff Girls who beat the ever-loving crap out of both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel, proving once and for all that they are both sissy-pants fairy-boys.


But the Powerpuff Girls were tested for illegal substances and it was proven that they were on the juice, therefore Chuck and Vin demanded a rematch.
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Postby Simulacrum » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:04 pm

Red Stripe wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
But Chuck Norris was still there and Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris decided to have one final kung fu battle which was broadcasted live and made into a Saturday morning cartoon.



Guest starring in the same cartoon were the Powerpuff Girls who beat the ever-loving crap out of both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel, proving once and for all that they are both sissy-pants fairy-boys.


But the Powerpuff Girls were tested for illegal substances and it was proven that they were on the juice, therefore Chuck and Vin demanded a rematch.


Sadly, they were both already dead at this point- beaten to bloody pulps by the Powerpuff girls. Therefore the fact that the Powerpuff girls were shooting up pure testosterone was irrelevant and their spirits were not granted a rematch from beyond the grave.
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Postby LooseCannon » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:47 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
But Chuck Norris was still there and Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris decided to have one final kung fu battle which was broadcasted live and made into a Saturday morning cartoon.



Guest starring in the same cartoon were the Powerpuff Girls who beat the ever-loving crap out of both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel, proving once and for all that they are both sissy-pants fairy-boys.


But the Powerpuff Girls were tested for illegal substances and it was proven that they were on the juice, therefore Chuck and Vin demanded a rematch.


Sadly, they were both already dead at this point- beaten to bloody pulps by the Powerpuff girls. Therefore the fact that the Powerpuff girls were shooting up pure testosterone was irrelevant and their spirits were not granted a rematch from beyond the grave.



But unfortunately for the Power Puff Girls, Chuck Norris had risen from the dead and when he found the infamous female trio he recognized they were finally growing breasts.
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Postby baseball6791 » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:40 pm

LooseCannon wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
But Chuck Norris was still there and Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris decided to have one final kung fu battle which was broadcasted live and made into a Saturday morning cartoon.



Guest starring in the same cartoon were the Powerpuff Girls who beat the ever-loving crap out of both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel, proving once and for all that they are both sissy-pants fairy-boys.


But the Powerpuff Girls were tested for illegal substances and it was proven that they were on the juice, therefore Chuck and Vin demanded a rematch.


Sadly, they were both already dead at this point- beaten to bloody pulps by the Powerpuff girls. Therefore the fact that the Powerpuff girls were shooting up pure testosterone was irrelevant and their spirits were not granted a rematch from beyond the grave.



But unfortunately for the Power Puff Girls, Chuck Norris had risen from the dead and when he found the infamous female trio he recognized they were finally growing breasts.


Then Pikachu (sp?) appeared and thundershocked them all.
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Postby RyanK » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:47 am

baseball6791 wrote:
LooseCannon wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
But Chuck Norris was still there and Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris decided to have one final kung fu battle which was broadcasted live and made into a Saturday morning cartoon.



Guest starring in the same cartoon were the Powerpuff Girls who beat the ever-loving crap out of both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel, proving once and for all that they are both sissy-pants fairy-boys.


But the Powerpuff Girls were tested for illegal substances and it was proven that they were on the juice, therefore Chuck and Vin demanded a rematch.


Sadly, they were both already dead at this point- beaten to bloody pulps by the Powerpuff girls. Therefore the fact that the Powerpuff girls were shooting up pure testosterone was irrelevant and their spirits were not granted a rematch from beyond the grave.



But unfortunately for the Power Puff Girls, Chuck Norris had risen from the dead and when he found the infamous female trio he recognized they were finally growing breasts.


Then Pikachu (sp?) appeared and thundershocked them all.


all of a sudden the Kool- Aid jug of kool aid jumped thru the wall screaming, "OH YAAAAAAAA!" causing Chuck Norris, the Power Puff Grils, Pikachu and even Vin Disel to hide in fright of this 8 year old scaring jug of juice
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Postby Madison » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:08 am

RyanK wrote:
baseball6791 wrote:
LooseCannon wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
But Chuck Norris was still there and Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris decided to have one final kung fu battle which was broadcasted live and made into a Saturday morning cartoon.



Guest starring in the same cartoon were the Powerpuff Girls who beat the ever-loving crap out of both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel, proving once and for all that they are both sissy-pants fairy-boys.


But the Powerpuff Girls were tested for illegal substances and it was proven that they were on the juice, therefore Chuck and Vin demanded a rematch.


Sadly, they were both already dead at this point- beaten to bloody pulps by the Powerpuff girls. Therefore the fact that the Powerpuff girls were shooting up pure testosterone was irrelevant and their spirits were not granted a rematch from beyond the grave.



But unfortunately for the Power Puff Girls, Chuck Norris had risen from the dead and when he found the infamous female trio he recognized they were finally growing breasts.


Then Pikachu (sp?) appeared and thundershocked them all.


all of a sudden the Kool- Aid jug of kool aid jumped thru the wall screaming, "OH YAAAAAAAA!" causing Chuck Norris, the Power Puff Grils, Pikachu and even Vin Disel to hide in fright of this 8 year old scaring jug of juice


Then the universe exploded into nothingness after hearing such a goofy story. :-S
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:22 am

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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:45 pm

PlayingWithFire wrote:The END


Or was it???

Unbeknownst to any of them, Vin Diesel had impregnated all three of the Power Puff girls while they were busy cracking his head against the pavement; inside each of their powerpuff wombs the unholy spawns of Diesel were growing bigger by the minute.
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