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Postby LooseCannon » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:29 pm

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acsguitar wrote:Randy awoke on the side of the road covered in goo.


8-o

Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking book store...


Venkman yanked on Ray's ears.
...."where did you hide the world's only copy of mother teresa's letters to penthouse" ?! venk screamed, the flecks of saliva on his lips catching the flickering rays from the skylight.


"First off my name is Randy A hole, not Ray" angrily exclaimed Randy. "Second what kind of name is Venkman?" asked Randy, "And lastly, I have the letters hidden in a bolted up safe somewhere you'll never find them."


To which Venckman replied, "Not even for a Klondike Bar?..." waving iit in Randy's face.


Randy abruptly began salivating, it was so hard to resist. "Make it two and I just might tell you," Randy answered, while rubbing his growling beer belly.
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Postby Simulacrum » Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:29 pm

LooseCannon wrote:
Half Massed wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
stevethumb wrote:
WharfRat wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Randy awoke on the side of the road covered in goo.


8-o

Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking book store...


Venkman yanked on Ray's ears.
...."where did you hide the world's only copy of mother teresa's letters to penthouse" ?! venk screamed, the flecks of saliva on his lips catching the flickering rays from the skylight.


"First off my name is Randy A hole, not Ray" angrily exclaimed Randy. "Second what kind of name is Venkman?" asked Randy, "And lastly, I have the letters hidden in a bolted up safe somewhere you'll never find them."


To which Venckman replied, "Not even for a Klondike Bar?..." waving iit in Randy's face.


Randy abruptly began salivating, it was so hard to resist. "Make it two and I just might tell you," Randy answered, while rubbing his growling beer belly.


SUDDENLY!

The needle on Venckman's supernatural spectral density dectector jumped from the green, to the red, then off the chart entirely, and before either of the two could move a muscle, ZULE appeared from out of thin air and snatched the Klondike bar from Venckman's outstretched hand!
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Postby Red Stripe » Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:00 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:
LooseCannon wrote:
Half Massed wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
stevethumb wrote:
WharfRat wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Randy awoke on the side of the road covered in goo.


8-o

Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking book store...


Venkman yanked on Ray's ears.
...."where did you hide the world's only copy of mother teresa's letters to penthouse" ?! venk screamed, the flecks of saliva on his lips catching the flickering rays from the skylight.


"First off my name is Randy A hole, not Ray" angrily exclaimed Randy. "Second what kind of name is Venkman?" asked Randy, "And lastly, I have the letters hidden in a bolted up safe somewhere you'll never find them."


To which Venckman replied, "Not even for a Klondike Bar?..." waving iit in Randy's face.


Randy abruptly began salivating, it was so hard to resist. "Make it two and I just might tell you," Randy answered, while rubbing his growling beer belly.


SUDDENLY!

The needle on Venckman's supernatural spectral density dectector jumped from the green, to the red, then off the chart entirely, and before either of the two could move a muscle, ZULE appeared from out of thin air and snatched the Klondike bar from Venckman's outstretched hand!


Then Randy and Venckman decided to join forces and called up there buddies Qadong and Boris and to get the Klondike bar back from the clutches of the evil Zule.
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Postby Simulacrum » Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:23 pm

Red Stripe wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
LooseCannon wrote:
Half Massed wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
stevethumb wrote:
WharfRat wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Randy awoke on the side of the road covered in goo.


8-o

Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking book store...


Venkman yanked on Ray's ears.
...."where did you hide the world's only copy of mother teresa's letters to penthouse" ?! venk screamed, the flecks of saliva on his lips catching the flickering rays from the skylight.


"First off my name is Randy A hole, not Ray" angrily exclaimed Randy. "Second what kind of name is Venkman?" asked Randy, "And lastly, I have the letters hidden in a bolted up safe somewhere you'll never find them."


To which Venckman replied, "Not even for a Klondike Bar?..." waving iit in Randy's face.


Randy abruptly began salivating, it was so hard to resist. "Make it two and I just might tell you," Randy answered, while rubbing his growling beer belly.


SUDDENLY!

The needle on Venckman's supernatural spectral density dectector jumped from the green, to the red, then off the chart entirely, and before either of the two could move a muscle, ZULE appeared from out of thin air and snatched the Klondike bar from Venckman's outstretched hand!


Then Randy and Venckman decided to join forces and called up there buddies Qadong and Boris and to get the Klondike bar back from the clutches of the evil Zule.


Unfortunately, Qadong and Boris were nearly comatose after challenging each other to an all-night vodka drinking competition (glasnost!) and Venckman and Randy were forced to call in the only other ghost buster still willing to don the ghostbuster vac-pack- Rick Moranis.
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Postby LooseCannon » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:01 pm

Abruptly, one of the nerdiest looking television stars popped up beside them.


Had to bump this back up.
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Postby ironman » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:13 pm

Then, out of nowhere, Chuck Norris appeared, ready to roundhouse kick all the non-believers.
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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:57 pm

ironman wrote:Then, out of nowhere, Chuck Norris appeared, ready to roundhouse kick all the non-believers.


Then Vin Diesel screamed and the entire universe exploded into nothingness. The end.
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Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby go_jays_go » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:02 pm

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ironman wrote:Then, out of nowhere, Chuck Norris appeared, ready to roundhouse kick all the non-believers.


Then Vin Diesel screamed and the entire universe exploded into nothingness. The end.


LOL, nice way to finish it. :-B
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Postby VinFreakingDiesel » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:28 pm

go_jays_go wrote:
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ironman wrote:Then, out of nowhere, Chuck Norris appeared, ready to roundhouse kick all the non-believers.


Then Vin Diesel screamed and the entire universe exploded into nothingness. The end.


LOL, nice way to finish it. :-B


Vin Diesel always finishes it. But Vin Diesel is not always nice.

Now excuse me, I need to go wax my head with sulfuric acid. It really exfoliates well, yo.
I made Chuck Norris my bee-atch.
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Postby Red Stripe » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:50 pm

Madison wrote:
ironman wrote:Then, out of nowhere, Chuck Norris appeared, ready to roundhouse kick all the non-believers.


Then Vin Diesel screamed and the entire universe exploded into nothingness.


But Chuck Norris was still there and Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris decided to have one final kung fu battle which was broadcasted live and made into a Saturday morning cartoon.







P.S.Don't end it yet we have to get it up to 5 pages again.
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