acsguitar wrote:Randy awoke on the side of the road covered in goo.
Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking book store...
Venkman yanked on Ray's ears.
...."where did you hide the world's only copy of mother teresa's letters to penthouse" ?! venk screamed, the flecks of saliva on his lips catching the flickering rays from the skylight.
acsguitar wrote:Randy awoke on the side of the road covered in goo.
Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking book store...
Venkman yanked on Ray's ears.
...."where did you hide the world's only copy of mother teresa's letters to penthouse" ?! venk screamed, the flecks of saliva on his lips catching the flickering rays from the skylight.
"First off my name is Randy A hole, not Ray" angrily exclaimed Randy. "Second what kind of name is Venkman?" asked Randy, "And lastly, I have the letters hidden in a bolted up safe somewhere you'll never find them."
acsguitar wrote:Randy awoke on the side of the road covered in goo.
Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking book store...
Venkman yanked on Ray's ears.
...."where did you hide the world's only copy of mother teresa's letters to penthouse" ?! venk screamed, the flecks of saliva on his lips catching the flickering rays from the skylight.
"First off my name is Randy A hole, not Ray" angrily exclaimed Randy. "Second what kind of name is Venkman?" asked Randy, "And lastly, I have the letters hidden in a bolted up safe somewhere you'll never find them."
To which Venckman replied, "Not even for a Klondike Bar?..." waving iit in Randy's face.
acsguitar wrote:Randy awoke on the side of the road covered in goo.
Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking book store...
Venkman yanked on Ray's ears.
...."where did you hide the world's only copy of mother teresa's letters to penthouse" ?! venk screamed, the flecks of saliva on his lips catching the flickering rays from the skylight.
"First off my name is Randy A hole, not Ray" angrily exclaimed Randy. "Second what kind of name is Venkman?" asked Randy, "And lastly, I have the letters hidden in a bolted up safe somewhere you'll never find them."
To which Venckman replied, "Not even for a Klondike Bar?..." waving iit in Randy's face.
Suddenly the Klondike bar exploded and the universe was reduced to a black hole.
The end.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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