He can go ahead and prove me wrong, and that'll be fine, but I say Nick Lachey (a.k.a. Monkey Boy) will never -- NEVER be with another woman as absolutely SMOKIN HOT as Jessica S.
Sure, his publicists will make sure he's photographed going around with Scores Girls or Playboy Bunnies, but it'll never be as good as Jessica.
He may not do as well as Jessica, but I'm sure he'll make up for with quantity over quality. Figure the hoardes of scores/playboy chicks he'll bag vs. Jessica by herself. I'm sure he'll do alright. He's one of those guys I'd amputate a testicle to be. After today, so is Jon Daniels.
Atrophying Testicles wrote:He may not do as well as Jessica, but I'm sure he'll make up for with quantity over quality. Figure the hoardes of scores/playboy chicks he'll bag vs. Jessica by herself. I'm sure he'll do alright. He's one of those guys I'd amputate a testicle to be. After today, so is Jon Daniels.
Would you still say that if your testicles were healthy instead of atrophying?
Sorry bud. You left it over the plate. I'd be willing to live with one good nut to be in Nick's shoes at this moment.
Us Weekly sources also claim it was her ego, her partying and her dad that drove the couple... apart.
That's BS! Anybody with half a brain knows that the only reason they were married in the first place was because she wouldn't give it up until they tied the knot. Once she got her cherry popped, Jessica probably went wild realizing all of the things she'd missed out on being single.
That's not a very Christian attitude.
Do you think I'm wrong?
I acutally completely agree with you. Nick is missing out right now.
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by Pacman » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:53 pm 
I'd be willing to live with one good nut to be in Nick's shoes at this moment.
