BSSC Round 1 - Patty & Selma vs. Mayor Quimby

[ironman]

Patty & Selma Bouvier



Fast Facts
-Older sisters of Marge.
-Work at the DMV.
-Love MacGyver.
-Hate Homer.
-Selma has been married to Sideshow Bob and Troy McClure.
-Patty has chosen a life of celibacy, later she comes out of the closet.
-Chain smokers.

Quotes

Marge: Patty, he's out buying me something right now.
Patty: Oh Marge, he never gets you anything <you> want. He always gets something for himself.
Selma: [mumbles] The tackle box...
Patty: Remember when he got you the tackle box?
Selma: [mumbles] ... and the Chung calendar.
Patty: And when he `surprised' you with the Connie Chung calendar?

Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise!
Patty: [grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants.
Selma: I owe you a lunch.

Patty: [laughs spontaneously]
Selma: What's so funny?
Patty: I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose caught in the toaster.
Selma: We'll watch the tape tonight.

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Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby



Fast Facts
-Mayor of Springfield.
-Once lost an election to Sideshow Bob, later found out to be rigged.
-To appease folks in the retirement home he has an expressway renamed the "Matlock Expressway".
-Squanders tax dollars for personal use.
-Constant womanizer.

Quotes
Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?

Leonard Nimoy: I think this vessel could do at least warp 5.
Quimby: Yes, and may the force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
Quimby: Of course I do. Werent you one of the little rascals.

Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first.
Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.

Mayor Quimby: Yes there is a comet and yes it is heading for our town. (Scattered clapping) You uh, don't need to applaud that.

[Pogotheostrich]

Patty and Selma need Homer to be funny. Quimby is funny on his own. Vote Quimby!

[logan]

it was a toss up but i went with patty and selma.

[Mookie4ever]

Vote Quimby, a good liberal

[WharfRat]

Patty and Selma are overrated. And you gotta love the Kennedy spoofing.

[3 run homer]

Errr I voted errr umm for Mayor Quimby.

[Simulacrum]

Quick! Honk at that broad!

[bigken117]

"Not this time, Fat Tony! The Mayor's office is not for sale!" [The press laughs.]

[raiders_umpire]

the mayor for sure

[Pogotheostrich]

I propose that I use what's, uh, left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor. And, uh, once elected, I will send for the rest of you.