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Postby Pogotheostrich » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:21 am

From The Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41193
Great stuff. :-D
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Postby logan » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:40 am

and was immediately swarmed by players excited to see someone else who wouldn't be around in October.


ouch :-)
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Postby AT » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:14 am

The article on that site urging women to stop starving themselves is incredible.

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Postby 3 run homer » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:28 am

The Onion is awesome.
this is funny . . .
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Postby MMoNeY24 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:41 am

Sweeney concluded the meeting by promising the boy he would ground into a double play for him during that night's game.

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Postby Madison » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:49 pm

TheOnion.....Bah. :-/ Not a big fan of his. :-/
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Postby BaseballFann0008 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:24 pm

Madison wrote:TheOnion.....Bah. :-/ Not a big fan of his. :-/
yeah ive read the paper on visits to chicago


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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:34 pm

You guys are retarded. Not like The Onion?!? It's the highest form of intelligent satire on the market these days. There simply is no better.

My all-time fav headline: Scissors Defeat Rock in Major Upset

I have two of their collections at home in my "library." I still pick them up and re-read some stories every few months. They just never get old.
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Postby baseball6791 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:12 pm

LOL ;-D The Onion is great ;-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:02 pm

Heh ;-7
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