Now here's something truely scary......I've read Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
LooseCannon wrote:HIlarious.... I liked that a lot ( didn't think I could do it, but I read the whole thing ) That wasn't real right?
Seen this one before and the story is absolutely hilarious but I doubt that it was really submitted by students to a teacher. Seems like a lot of jokes these days start with "this is a TRUE story that ACTUALLY happened at..."
If I had to bet I would say that one person wrote the whole thing. Still funny though.
Also, assuming everyone in the class is facing in the same direction, wouldn't it be impossible for everyone to pair off with the person to their right?
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LooseCannon wrote:but I doubt that it was really submitted by students to a teacher.
Snopes.com wrote:"The Writing Assignment" first appeared on the Internet in February 1997, when it popped up in the newsgroup rec.humor, having gotten there from a joke list. Though it's passed around as a "true story," we should simply accept it for what it is — a wonderful piece of creative writing.
Snopes.com wrote:"The Writing Assignment" first appeared on the Internet in February 1997, when it popped up in the newsgroup rec.humor, having gotten there from a joke list. Though it's passed around as a "true story," we should simply accept it for what it is — a wonderful piece of creative writing.
dang, I hate it when that happens. It's still hysterical
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