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Postby Madison » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:36 am

Hilarious! :-D :-b :*)


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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:23 am

Sooo....what happened to Carl?

Did he come back to earth and sleep with Laurie's best friend?
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Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:27 am

that was hilarious :-D :-b
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Postby Minor League Skilz » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:50 am

;-D ;-D ;-D
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Postby LooseCannon » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:18 am

HIlarious.... I liked that a lot ( didn't think I could do it, but I read the whole thing ;-) ) That wasn't real right?
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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:26 pm

I have a friend who goes to University of Phoenix, I sent him the story (after re-reading it). Really a great laugh, thanks for posting that. :-D

It's inspired me to alter my siggie actually.
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Postby zepfan » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:05 pm

LooseCannon wrote:HIlarious.... I liked that a lot ( didn't think I could do it, but I read the whole thing ;-) ) That wasn't real right?


Seen this one before and the story is absolutely hilarious but I doubt that it was really submitted by students to a teacher. Seems like a lot of jokes these days start with "this is a TRUE story that ACTUALLY happened at..."

If I had to bet I would say that one person wrote the whole thing. Still funny though. ;-D

Also, assuming everyone in the class is facing in the same direction, wouldn't it be impossible for everyone to pair off with the person to their right?
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Postby StlSluggers » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:52 pm

bleach168 wrote:English professor from the University of Phoenix:

bleach168 wrote:...favourite...

:-? :-? :-?

I guess they have these schools in England, too???
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Postby StlSluggers » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:57 pm

LooseCannon wrote:but I doubt that it was really submitted by students to a teacher.

Snopes.com wrote:"The Writing Assignment" first appeared on the Internet in February 1997, when it popped up in the newsgroup rec.humor, having gotten there from a joke list. Though it's passed around as a "true story," we should simply accept it for what it is — a wonderful piece of creative writing.


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Postby 3 run homer » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:46 pm

Snopes.com wrote:"The Writing Assignment" first appeared on the Internet in February 1997, when it popped up in the newsgroup rec.humor, having gotten there from a joke list. Though it's passed around as a "true story," we should simply accept it for what it is — a wonderful piece of creative writing.


dang, I hate it when that happens. It's still hysterical ;-D ;-D
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