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Postby curious_george_43545 » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:13 pm

Irish wrote:This is the winner and it's pretty easy.....

Come to school only wearing pants. Tell people you are dressed as a premature ejaculation. When they say "Uh, how are you that?" say:

"I Just came in my pants"

It's a can't miss. ;-D


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Postby acsguitar » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:26 pm

Dress to get laid!
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Postby Red Stripe » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:33 pm

Irish wrote:This is the winner and it's pretty easy.....

Come to school only wearing pants. Tell people you are dressed as a premature ejaculation. When they say "Uh, how are you that?" say:

"I Just came in my pants"

It's a can't miss. ;-D


Dude, that is the single most genious idea I've ever heard. Haha, I might try that. ;-D :-b
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Postby Yoda » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:42 pm

Cheapest costume ever. I was an electrocution victim last year. All you need is to burn some holes in an old shirt and some black stuff on your face (I used crayons). Make your hair spikey and put a wire hanger in your tie to make it stand and carry a blow dryer.

Cost me exactly $0 and was funny as hell.
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Postby go_jays_go » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:44 pm

Yoda wrote:Cheapest costume ever. I was an electrocution victim last year. All you need is to burn some holes in an old shirt and some black stuff on your face (I used crayons). Make your hair spikey and put a wire hanger in your tie to make it stand and carry a blow dryer.

Cost me exactly $0 and was funny as hell.


Crayon wax on your face? That'll cause acne! :-b

Sounds like a good idea, I'll keep it in mind.
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:36 pm

If you have a fine lady friend whose willing:
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http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/mariocostume.html


Too funny :-D


If that link ends up having something obscene on it, please delete it, I'm not sure because I've only viewed that one page that was on.
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Postby BaseballFann0008 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:38 pm

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Postby Mercer Boy » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:05 pm

My costume of choice this year:

The Candy Toilet.

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And yes...that is really me. :-)

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Postby PlayingWithFire » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:16 pm

Mercer Boy wrote:My costume of choice this year:

The Candy Toilet.

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And yes...that is really me. :-)

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Postby Mercer Boy » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:21 pm

The 5 Gallon bucket serving as the toilet bowl is about 1 1/2 inches full of candy right now.

We still have 3-4 other parades to go to before Halloween is over. ;-D
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