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by curious_george_43545 » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:13 pm
Irish wrote: This is the winner and it's pretty easy.....
Come to school only wearing pants. Tell people you are dressed as a premature ejaculation. When they say "Uh, how are you that?" say:
"I Just came in my pants"
It's a can't miss.
Go Braves!
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by acsguitar » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:26 pm
Dress to get laid!
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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by Red Stripe » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:33 pm
Irish wrote: This is the winner and it's pretty easy.....
Come to school only wearing pants. Tell people you are dressed as a premature ejaculation. When they say "Uh, how are you that?" say:
"I Just came in my pants"
It's a can't miss.
Dude, that is the single most genious idea I've ever heard. Haha, I might try that.
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by Yoda » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:42 pm
Cheapest costume ever. I was an electrocution victim last year. All you need is to burn some holes in an old shirt and some black stuff on your face (I used crayons). Make your hair spikey and put a wire hanger in your tie to make it stand and carry a blow dryer.
Cost me exactly $0 and was funny as hell.
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by CubsFan7724 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:36 pm
If you have a fine lady friend whose willing:
http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/mariocostume.html
Too funny
If that link ends up having something obscene on it, please delete it, I'm not sure because I've only viewed that one page that was on.
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by BaseballFann0008 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:38 pm
condom man
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by Mercer Boy » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:05 pm
My costume of choice this year:
The Candy Toilet.
And yes...that is really me.
Rear view:
The One, The Only, The Incomparable Mercer Boy.
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by PlayingWithFire » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:16 pm
Mercer Boy wrote: My costume of choice this year:
The Candy Toilet.
And yes...that is really me.
Rear view:
NICE, NICE JOB MB.
How many candy you got
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by Mercer Boy » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:21 pm
The 5 Gallon bucket serving as the toilet bowl is about 1 1/2 inches full of candy right now.
We still have 3-4 other parades to go to before Halloween is over.
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