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Postby StlSluggers » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:56 pm

Ohhh!!! You know what would have been a great wild-card character to this tourney? Homer's brain. Seriously!

Social Worker: "Mr. Simpson, why do you want to be a Big Brother?"

Homer's Brain: "Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!"

Homer: "Revenge."

Homers Brain: "That's it! I'm outta here!!!" (sounds of feet stomping off, then a door slamming)

Homer's brain would have won this thing, hands down!

:-D :-D :-D
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Postby ironman » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:01 pm

StlSluggers wrote:Ohhh!!! You know what would have been a great wild-card character to this tourney? Homer's brain. Seriously!

Social Worker: "Mr. Simpson, why do you want to be a Big Brother?"

Homer's Brain: "Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!"

Homer: "Revenge."

Homers Brain: "That's it! I'm outta here!!!" (sounds of feet stomping off, then a door slamming)

Homer's brain would have won this thing, hands down!

:-D :-D :-D


Yeah but it technically would still be Homer, who we all pretty much agree would destroy everyone.

Also I'm happy to note that Hans Moleman and Lenny & Carl are now on the bracket! Nobody likes Dr. Hibbert anyway.
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Postby StlSluggers » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:03 pm

ironman wrote:Yeah but it technically would still be Homer, who we all pretty much agree would destroy everyone.

I beg to differ. Homer's brain is often a source of sound, even sage, advice and commentary. I find it hard to believe that anyone could confuse this sentence as being uttered by the Homer J. Simpson:

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:04 pm

Hans Moleman is OK but as far as funny backround guys go on the Simpsons I'll take Duffman. Oh yeah! B-)
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Postby ironman » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:31 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
ironman wrote:Yeah but it technically would still be Homer, who we all pretty much agree would destroy everyone.

I beg to differ. Homer's brain is often a source of sound, even sage, advice and commentary. I find it hard to believe that anyone could confuse this sentence as being uttered by the Homer J. Simpson:

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."


"Oh, twenty dollars? But I wanted a peanut!" :-D

Either way, Homer's brain would clean house. It wouldn't be fair.
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Postby StlSluggers » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:40 pm

ironman wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."


"Oh, twenty dollars? But I wanted a peanut!" :-D

The Squishy Bender. If that isn't one of the best Simpsons episodes ever, I'll eat my shorts.

Dr. Hibberd (after removing an appendix with a pocket knife): "Watch out! She's gonna blow!!!"

(Throws appendix, which explodes in a burst of flames in the distance.)

(Man on street stands up and buttons his shirt after having been operated on in the middle of the road.)

Man: "Thank you, Dr. Hibberd."

Dr. Hibberd: "Don't thank me. Thank the knife!"

:-D :-D :-D
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:03 pm

Apu should win this easily
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Postby ironman » Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:02 pm

Well the first two matches have wrapped up with Mr. Burns and Sideshow Bob emerging the victors.

Check back tomorrow for the next two matches.

Mrs. Krabappel vs. Troy McClure

Moe vs. Dr. Nick Riviera

Should be good, at least from the quotes standpoint! ;-)
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Postby Red Stripe » Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:57 pm

Winners should be Troy McClure and Moe, Moe is like Mr. Burns(not exactly a main character but not really a secondary character) and McClure's "Hello, you may remember be from such films as..." should automatically get him the win.
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Postby mweir145 » Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:21 pm

Red Stripe wrote:Winners should be Troy McClure and Moe, Moe is like Mr. Burns(not exactly a main character but not really a secondary character) and McClure's "Hello, you may remember be from such films as..." should automatically get him the win.

Yeah, I agree.
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