StlSluggers wrote:"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
"Oh, twenty dollars? But I wanted a peanut!"
The Squishy Bender. If that isn't one of the best Simpsons episodes ever, I'll eat my shorts.
Dr. Hibberd (after removing an appendix with a pocket knife): "Watch out! She's gonna blow!!!"
(Throws appendix, which explodes in a burst of flames in the distance.)
(Man on street stands up and buttons his shirt after having been operated on in the middle of the road.)
Man: "Thank you, Dr. Hibberd."
Dr. Hibberd: "Don't thank me. Thank the knife!"