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Postby Madison » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:41 am

Susan, a rather well proportioned woman, planned to spend almost all of her vacation sunbathing. She found the ideal spot on the roof of her hotel. It was deserted and secluded, with a smooth, raised "deck" which received the sun all day long. She wore a bathing suit on the first day, but on the second, she decided that since no one could see her way up there, she would slip out of it and get rid of the tan lines on her back.

She'd been lying there on her stomach for a little while when she heard someone running up the stairs toward the roof. Startled, she
didn't have time to pull on her suit, and since she was lying on her stomach, she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel
out of
breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind you
sunbathing
up here, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing
suit,as
you did yesterday"

"YESTERDAY!" she exclaimed, rather irritated "Have you been following me around? And besides, what difference does it make ANYWAY, since no one except a nosy assistant manager can see me? I'm on the roof and I'm covered with a towel."

"Well, that would be true," said the embarrassed little man, "except
for the fact that you're lying on the dining room skylight."


8-o

Haha! Oops! :-b
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:01 pm

Put 'em on the glass baby! ;-D
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Postby pokerplaya » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:11 pm

A classic. ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:35 pm

Nice! I'd like to be in that dining room
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby Big Pimpin » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:08 pm

acsguitar wrote:Nice! I'd like to be in that dining room


Did you miss the "well proportioned woman" part or is that how you like 'em?

Good joke! ;-D
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Postby go_jays_go » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:14 pm

Haha, that was sweet. :-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:20 pm

;-D great
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:28 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Nice! I'd like to be in that dining room


Did you miss the "well proportioned woman" part or is that how you like 'em?

Good joke! ;-D


I thought well proportioned ment nice arse, hips, and boobs.

Not fatty mc fat fat :-t
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:33 pm

good one, Madison. :-b ;-D
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Postby da1chipo » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:47 pm

Good one! ;-D :-b
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