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Old man walking.....

Postby Madison » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:36 am

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old
man
walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry
Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has
Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They
approached
the old man and one of the students said to him: "We're medical
students
and
couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on
the
syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you
think."
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you're wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought......... but you're wrong.

So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"

And the old man said: "I thought it was a fart...........but I was
wrong."


:-b
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Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby AT » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:38 am

LOL good stuff Madison. I kind of thought it was going to end differently (more appauling, less disgusting), but nicely done.
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Postby 3 run homer » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:47 am

You're on a roll dude. ;-D
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Postby pokerplaya » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:12 pm

HAHAHA! Holy Shart! :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:24 pm

hahahah! ;-D
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Postby go_jays_go » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:25 pm

LMAO :-D :-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:28 pm

:-P
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Postby j24jags » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:06 pm

HAHAHA great one
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Postby Red Stripe » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:15 pm

Haha, nice one dude. I saw something along those lines coming.
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