Greatest Simpsons Episode Ever.
As a guest on The Simpsons, Don Mattingly is told repeatedly by Mr. Burns to get rid of his sideburns if he wants to play on the team. He tries to explain that he isn't wearing sideburns, but Mr. Burns refuses to listen. He returns later, his sideburns shaved up almost to the top of his head. Mr. Burns isn't impressed. "I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!" He throws him off the team. Mattingly says to himself:
"I still like him better than Steinbrenner."
I love that episode.
Mr. Burns: "You, Strawberry, hit a home run."
Strawberry: "You got it Skip!"
[Strawberry crushes a home run onto the freeway]
Mr. Burns (to Smithers): "See, I told him to do that."