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Postby Madison » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:50 am

_Simulacrum_ wrote:
Phatferd wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
RynMan wrote:Tell Susan she is fat.


Yea that's the worst thing you can call a girl ;-D


I thought the worst thing you could call a girl starts with a "C".


Try calling her a fat C and see what happens :-b

My prediction-

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Or you could go all the way and call her a fat b****y C***. :-o

Might not live long if you go that route though. :-o

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Postby HiddenIdentity » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:12 pm

Madison wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:
Phatferd wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
RynMan wrote:Tell Susan she is fat.


Yea that's the worst thing you can call a girl ;-D


I thought the worst thing you could call a girl starts with a "C".


Try calling her a fat C and see what happens :-b

My prediction-

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Or you could go all the way and call her a fat b****y C***. :-o

Might not live long if you go that route though. :-o

:-b


Nah. It's too long, he wouldn't have enough time to finish.

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Postby acsguitar » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:13 pm

Just ask her if she's pregnant then she'll say "No why?" and just stare at her stomach and go "Oh nevermind sorry"
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Postby Spiegs1106 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:31 pm

acsguitar wrote:Just ask her if she's pregnant then she'll say "No why?" and just stare at her stomach and go "Oh nevermind sorry"



hahaha, thanx for ur help. this post is turning into a joke on account that I was under the influence when posted. keep the funny jokes comin, i love it
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:58 pm

Spiegs1106 wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Just ask her if she's pregnant then she'll say "No why?" and just stare at her stomach and go "Oh nevermind sorry"



hahaha, thanx for ur help. this post is turning into a joke on account that I was under the influence when posted. keep the funny jokes comin, i love it


Tell her that her mom is a prostitute and that you slept with her.

She'll never wanna see you again. :-D
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Postby Madison » Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:24 pm

acsguitar wrote:Just ask her if she's pregnant then she'll say "No why?" and just stare at her stomach and go "Oh nevermind sorry"


Hehe, forgot about that one. :-b ;-D
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Postby bigken117 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:08 pm

Tell her that "Gary" has a belly curve and that's why he's all set with her. The conversation should go sonething like this:

you: "Sorry but Gary said you don't fit into the belly curve"
susan: "What's that?"
you: "If your belly is bigger than your t*ts he won't hit it."
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Postby Red Stripe » Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:00 am

bigken117 wrote:Tell her that "Gary" has a belly curve and that's why he's all set with her. The conversation should go sonething like this:

you: "Sorry but Gary said you don't fit into the belly curve"
susan: "What's that?"
you: "If your belly is bigger than your t*ts he won't hit it."


That's pretty good but nasty to imagine. :-P
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:34 am

bigken117 wrote:Tell her that "Gary" has a belly curve and that's why he's all set with her. The conversation should go sonething like this:

you: "Sorry but Gary said you don't fit into the belly curve"
susan: "What's that?"
you: "If your belly is bigger than your t*ts he won't hit it."

God thats horrible but true
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