Egg her house, and then cover it all up with toilet paper.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
You should have them all together one day, and have Gary ask about her GF. And when she gets confused, have Gary tell her that you told him that she was a lesbian. And whenever she tries to deny it, just have Gary tell her it's ok with him.