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Postby curious_george_43545 » Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:29 pm

cnn news wrote:Principal Chases Streaker in Gorilla Mask



UNION SPRINGS, N.Y. (AP) - A 17-year-old student was arrested for streaking through his high school in a gorilla mask after being chased down the street by the school principal.

Union Springs High School Principal Kimberle Ward - who said she runs three to five miles daily - didn't catch the fleeing student, but she was able to help police arrest the teen after watching a hallway surveillance camera video and interviewing several students.

Some might call it monkey business, but Union Springs school officials didn't find the stunt amusing.

``There's no way anyone in the district would consider this a prank,'' District Superintendent Linda Rice said Wednesday. ``We're here to teach children, and we do have high standards.''


The student, whose name was withheld by police and school officials, was charged with exposure, a violation punishable by up to 15 days in jail and a $250 fine. The teen also faces disciplinary action at the school. Rice said anyone who significantly violates the student code of conduct faces up to five days suspension and possibly more severe punishment if the case goes to a hearing before her.


The student told state police he had been dared by friends to streak through the school on Monday and had done so as a prank, said Sgt. Nancy Mazur.


Union Springs is located in Cayuga County about 40 miles southwest of Syracuse.


http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story. ... tm&sc=1120

lmao what an idiot, o by the way I might not be around for uh, 2 weeks or so :-D
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Postby Red Stripe » Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:33 pm

Is that family George? :-D
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Postby RugbyD » Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:36 pm

why are schools so anal nowadays? its not working, students are dumber than ever. we need more 'dazed and confused' experiences.
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Postby BaseballFann0008 » Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:44 pm

hahaha lol

what an idiot, but the kids got a pair at least :-b
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Postby Kingctb27 » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:03 pm

That's pretty funny. :-D
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Postby theclefe » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:32 pm

``There's no way anyone in the district would consider this a prank,'' District Superintendent Linda Rice said Wednesday.


Do they want to make it a felony to streak now? Anal was the right work.
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Postby Madison » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:37 am

Hmm.....a monkey finds a story about someone streaking in a gorilla mask? Coincidence?


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Postby HiddenIdentity » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:42 am

Haha

Reminds me when they used to dress up in Gorilla suits at night and go into parking lots and jump on the trunks of cars, setting off dozens of alarms on Jackass ;-D
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Postby chadlincoln » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:27 pm

The guy definately has guts. Obviously doesn't run fast enough though.
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:29 pm

This kid at my highschool hated it so he went on the roof and um...played with himself to get kicked out
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