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Postby AT » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:06 am

bigken117 wrote:Are you all crazy?? You'd all hit it even if you walked in while I was finishing off with it. Anyone who says they wouldn't is a liar.


LOL. The man has a point.

However, I refuse to stand by idlely as you pigs defile my #1 pick in the Fantasy Skank League. She deserves better.

That being said...

Welcome back h00ters :-D

(She's gonna be a ragged out pig within 15 years.)
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:34 am

She looks crappy in those pictures like she's been blowing coke off of various paris hilton body parts. Still i'd hit it yo
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Postby Yoda » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:58 am

I'd do her even if she was in a wheel chair and/or missing a limb.
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Postby AT » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:07 am

Yoda wrote:I'd do her even if she was in a wheel chair and/or missing a limb.


Especially if the limb was her head ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:10 am

Atrophying Testicles wrote:
Yoda wrote:I'd do her even if she was in a wheel chair and/or missing a limb.


Especially if the limb was her head ;-D


Holy crap I almost just laughed at someone on the phone ;-D
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Postby bigken117 » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:19 am

Yoda wrote:I'd do her even if she was in a wheel chair and/or missing a limb.


That reminds me of a pic that was circulating a few years back...the picture loaded slowly from the top down and it was this smoking chick, big tracks of land, no grass on the field...and she had no legs. My friends and I debate to this day if we would hit it or not.

For the record, I would.
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:21 am

bigken117 wrote:
Yoda wrote:I'd do her even if she was in a wheel chair and/or missing a limb.


That reminds me of a pic that was circulating a few years back...the picture loaded slowly from the top down and it was this smoking chick, big tracks of land, no grass on the field...and she had no legs. My friends and I debate to this day if we would hit it or not.

For the record, I would.


Yea I've seen that...I'd hit it she was hot and her hooters were in tact perfectly!
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Postby wrveres » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:32 am

well the first thing I would do is make her go to the bathroom and wash all of that crap off of her face .... don't want that chit getting all over the carpet.

But yeah I'd hit it ..

Unless of course she was just with a Dodger or Dodger fan, then she needs to go. :-)
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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:53 am

HiddenIdentity wrote:Shes still gotten about 30x uglier within the last yearish


Agreed. I won't check her out until she loses that anorexic crack-whore look as well. :-o

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Yoda wrote:I'd do her even if she was in a wheel chair and/or missing a limb.


Especially if the limb was her head ;-D


Huh?? A lot of things can be done with a head. :-D
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Postby SHOCKandAWE » Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:46 pm

Either she has implants or I vote the push up bra as mens best friend! ;-D
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