I don't think you should include players that have sucked mainly due to missed time. Bonds, for example, certainly should not be on the squad. Though he's on SF's payroll, insurance has got to be picking up a large chunk of that salary.
Anyway, surely there's enough sucky guys out there getting AB that we don't have to hamper a $200 mil. All-Suck team with a guy who's just going to sit on the DL. After all, he'd just be replaced in the lineup by a cheaper guy who, for all we know, might reach the heights of mediocrity and ruin the suckiness of it all!
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