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Doctors Cut Slice into Brittany Spears Stomach

Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:36 pm

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So she's gonna have a nasty scar now. What a piece of crap her only gift to society was to look semi hot after a few drinks and now thats gonna be a problem.

Boooooo :-t
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Postby 3 run homer » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:50 pm

Federline by Spears’ side in the delivery room,

I'd blow chunks pass out, hit my head on the metal top cabinet tabel corner and die. I don't care if it is a special event, call me when it's over.
So she opted for permanent disfigurement so she wouldn't have to feel like what 10 bazillion other woman went through. Thanks :-t :-t
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:57 pm

3 run homer wrote:So she opted for permanent disfigurement so she wouldn't have to feel like what 10 bazillion other woman went through. Thanks :-t :-t


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Postby curious_george_43545 » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:58 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:
3 run homer wrote:So she opted for permanent disfigurement so she wouldn't have to feel like what 10 bazillion other woman went through. Thanks :-t :-t


I know... isn't being a man just the greatest? :-D
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Postby Red Stripe » Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:32 pm

I wouldn't mind if during this process, the doctor's knife accidentally slips and then he starts singing "Oops I did it again". That doctor would be a national hero.
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Re: Doctors Cut Slice into Brittany Spears Stomach

Postby Big Pimpin » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:23 pm

acsguitar wrote:So she's gonna have a nasty scar now. What a piece of crap her only gift to society was to look semi hot after a few drinks and now thats gonna be a problem.


I don't really see this as being a huge issue for a few reasons...

A) The scar will be low enough that we won't see it when she has clothes on.
B) When she does do Playboy, they'll airbrush that thing right off.

Don't worry about it acs. It will be all right. ;-D
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Re: Doctors Cut Slice into Brittany Spears Stomach

Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:24 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:
acsguitar wrote:So she's gonna have a nasty scar now. What a piece of crap her only gift to society was to look semi hot after a few drinks and now thats gonna be a problem.


I don't really see this as being a huge issue for a few reasons...

A) The scar will be low enough that we won't see it when she has clothes on.
B) When she does do Playboy, they'll airbrush that thing right off.

Don't worry about it acs. It will be all right. ;-D


Yea airbrush is good...100 bucks says she gets kirsty alley fat!
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Postby JTWood » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:31 pm

Red Stripe wrote:I wouldn't mind if during this process, the doctor's knife accidentally slips and then he starts singing "Oops I did it again". That doctor would be a national hero.

:-D :-D ;-D ;-D
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Postby Madison » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:30 am

Ah well, it was nice knowing her.......


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Postby Half Massed » Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:15 am

Too bad the doctor didn't manage to cut out the white trashiness while he was working... That opportunity doesn't come along every day.
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