Straight to "The Jimmy"

[AT]

I saw the following story mentioned in SI's 10 Spot this morning. It's not for the feint at heart.

Chavdar Yankow scored with stitches

PAINFUL TACKLE FOR PLAYER

A footballer had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle.
Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.
His shorts were "soaked with blood" but team doctors managed to patch Yankow up.
Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.
And the German went on to score in his side's 2-0 win over Frankfurt.

[acsguitar]

ouch

[3 run homer]

A penis story coming from a guy with the name Atrophying Testicles is down right funny.

[AT]

If you saw the picture of the guy it happened to you wouldn't be all that surprised to find out he sustained the injury from someone stepping on it.

[acsguitar]

If you saw the picture of the guy it happened to you wouldn't be all that surprised to find out he sustained the injury from someone stepping on it.

hahah elephant man!

[chadlincoln]

Wow. Just wow.

[Simulacrum]

I zipped myself up once. It was terrible

[StlSluggers]

Ripped open and returned to score a goal.

You're choice on this one:

A) Stud
B) Moron

[AT]

It probably looked like when you or I scrape our leg. What a beast.

[StlSluggers]

Hey Small Balls,

You should make this into a "Stud or Moron" voting thread. I'd like to see how many people here think this guy is tough, and how many people think he's just stupid.