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Is this guy a stud or an idiot?

Poll ended at Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:10 pm

Absolute Beast
18
75%
Complete Moron
6
25%
 
Total votes : 24

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Postby AT » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:41 am

:~(

I saw the following story mentioned in SI's 10 Spot this morning. It's not for the feint at heart.


Chavdar Yankow scored with stitches

PAINFUL TACKLE FOR PLAYER

A footballer had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle.
Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.
His shorts were "soaked with blood" but team doctors managed to patch Yankow up.
Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.
And the German went on to score in his side's 2-0 win over Frankfurt.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:53 am

ouch
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Postby 3 run homer » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:54 am

A penis story coming from a guy with the name Atrophying Testicles is down right funny.
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Postby AT » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:12 am

If you saw the picture of the guy it happened to you wouldn't be all that surprised to find out he sustained the injury from someone stepping on it.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:23 am

Atrophying Testicles wrote:If you saw the picture of the guy it happened to you wouldn't be all that surprised to find out he sustained the injury from someone stepping on it.
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Postby chadlincoln » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:45 am

Wow. Just wow.
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:00 pm

I zipped myself up once. It was terrible :~(
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Postby StlSluggers » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:55 pm

Ripped open and returned to score a goal.

You're choice on this one:

A) Stud
B) Moron
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Postby AT » Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:04 pm

It probably looked like when you or I scrape our leg. What a beast.
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Postby StlSluggers » Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:09 pm

Hey Small Balls,

You should make this into a "Stud or Moron" voting thread. I'd like to see how many people here think this guy is tough, and how many people think he's just stupid.

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