Are you this desperate about gas prices?

[StlSluggers]

Hey, i'd love to use public transportation than waste money on gas. Maybe city buses and subways are gross, but it's cheap.

I knew what you were going for. I've just never heard the word "luxury" used in reference to public transportation before. Freaked me out...

[Simulacrum]

I don't care too much about gas prices, but I'm all for killing cats