Great new pickup line:

[prodpaul]

:-D

Or if you don't like the girl:

If my heart were a base, you'd be Carlos Delgado.

Nice one or you could replace Delgado for Cecil Fielder.

[Lofunzo]

ha, too bad most chicks don't know who Scott Podsednik is. But Funny as hell nonetheless

Is incorrect grammar one of your biggest pet peeves or something?

Not really. I have a 35-lb pet dog that really peeves me, and this post comes in way short of that weight. But to answer your question, bad grammar by kingctb27 is one of my larger peeves.

Then why did you correct it but let him start the 2nd sentence with "But"??

[Madison]

ha, too bad most chicks don't know who Scott Podsednik is. But Funny as hell nonetheless

Is incorrect grammar one of your biggest pet peeves or something?

Not really. I have a 35-lb pet dog that really peeves me, and this post comes in way short of that weight. But to answer your question, bad grammar by kingctb27 is one of my larger peeves.

Then why did you correct it but let him start the 2nd sentence with "But"??

Don't you mean his third sentence?

[Coppermine]

Pickup line #2:

"You're rarer than a five-tool catcher. What? That's not gay slang for anything. I'm talking about my fantasy baseball rotisserie league. No. That's not a gay slang term, either."

[wrveres]

I am pretty sure that if you say Scott Podsednick to a girl she is going to think you have some thing wrong with your Podsednick.

I'd gamble most don't know who he is

[Coppermine]

Of course no one outside of us Baseball stat freaks know who Scott Podsednik is. That's part of the joke, it's one I think only you guys would really get.

[AT]

If my heart's a base then you're my Lloyd McClendon.

P.S. You suck coppermine.

[Coppermine]

Thank you Mr. Testicles.

Why?

[LooseCannon]

If our hearts were like Nomar's groin: I don't see us staying together very long.

The best one yet


Too bad I can't come up with one

[Lofunzo]

How about If our hearts were a baseball game, Pete Rose would bet the house on it??