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Postby prodpaul » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:00 am

chadlincoln wrote::-D ;-D

Or if you don't like the girl:

If my heart were a base, you'd be Carlos Delgado.


Nice one or you could replace Delgado for Cecil Fielder. :-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:44 am

JTWood wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
JTWood wrote:
kingctb27 wrote:ha, too bad most chicks don't know who Scott Podsednik is. But Funny as hell nonetheless ;-D


Is incorrect grammar one of your biggest pet peeves or something? :-b

Not really. I have a 35-lb pet dog that really peeves me, and this post comes in way short of that weight. But to answer your question, bad grammar by kingctb27 is one of my larger peeves.

;-)


Then why did you correct it but let him start the 2nd sentence with "But"?? :-? :-D
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Postby Madison » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:27 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
JTWood wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
JTWood wrote:
kingctb27 wrote:ha, too bad most chicks don't know who Scott Podsednik is. But Funny as hell nonetheless ;-D


Is incorrect grammar one of your biggest pet peeves or something? :-b

Not really. I have a 35-lb pet dog that really peeves me, and this post comes in way short of that weight. But to answer your question, bad grammar by kingctb27 is one of my larger peeves.

;-)


Then why did you correct it but let him start the 2nd sentence with "But"?? :-? :-D


Don't you mean his third sentence? :-?

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Postby Coppermine » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:38 pm

Pickup line #2:

"You're rarer than a five-tool catcher. What? That's not gay slang for anything. I'm talking about my fantasy baseball rotisserie league. No. That's not a gay slang term, either."
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Postby wrveres » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:43 pm

I am pretty sure that if you say Scott Podsednick to a girl she is going to think you have some thing wrong with your Podsednick. :-o

I'd gamble most don't know who he is
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:47 pm

Of course no one outside of us Baseball stat freaks know who Scott Podsednik is. That's part of the joke, it's one I think only you guys would really get.
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Postby AT » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:09 pm

If my heart's a base then you're my Lloyd McClendon.

P.S. You suck coppermine.
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:51 pm

Thank you Mr. Testicles.

Why? :~(
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Postby LooseCannon » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:17 pm

chadlincoln wrote:If our hearts were like Nomar's groin: I don't see us staying together very long.


The best one yet :-D


Too bad I can't come up with one
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Postby Lofunzo » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:56 pm

How about If our hearts were a baseball game, Pete Rose would bet the house on it??
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