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Postby Red Stripe » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:51 pm

SHOCKandAWE wrote:If my my heart is Viagra, then this should be a long lasting relationship


But after 4 hours sorry, Im moving onto the next women.
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Postby JTWood » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:01 pm

Red Stripe wrote:
SHOCKandAWE wrote:If my my heart is Viagra, then this should be a long lasting relationship


But after 4 hours sorry, Im moving onto the next women.

I like that it's "women" and not "woman."

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Postby SHOCKandAWE » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:17 pm

Thats a good one!
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Postby bigken117 » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:27 pm

I think if you drop "Scott Podesednik" on trying to pick up a chick, then you play too much fantasy baseball.
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Postby HiddenIdentity » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:29 pm

JTWood wrote:When I saw that Coppermine was the post originator, I thought the pickup line would be:

"Lance Armstrong doesn't have balls. I do. What's your name?"


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Postby Kingctb27 » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:58 pm

ha, too bad most chicks don't know who Scott Podsednik is. But Funny as hell none-the-less ;-D
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Postby JTWood » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:59 pm

kingctb27 wrote:ha, too bad most chicks don't know who Scott Podsednik is. But Funny as hell nonetheless ;-D
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Postby Red Stripe » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:10 pm

JTWood wrote:
kingctb27 wrote:ha, too bad most chicks don't know who Scott Podsednik is. But Funny as hell nonetheless ;-D


Is incorrect grammar one of your biggest pet peeves or something? :-b
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Postby JTWood » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:12 pm

Red Stripe wrote:
JTWood wrote:
kingctb27 wrote:ha, too bad most chicks don't know who Scott Podsednik is. But Funny as hell nonetheless ;-D


Is incorrect grammar one of your biggest pet peeves or something? :-b

Not really. I have a 35-lb pet dog that really peeves me, and this post comes in way short of that weight. But to answer your question, bad grammar by kingctb27 is one of my larger peeves.

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Postby Fireball Express » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:04 am

"That's the Big Unit."
Hey it worked back in 2000 in West Palm on some Colombian chic.
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