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Postby Coppermine » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:16 pm

If my heart were a base, you'd be Scott Podsednik.
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Postby chadlincoln » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:39 pm

:-D ;-D

Or if you don't like the girl:

If my heart were a base, you'd be Carlos Delgado.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:41 pm

How bout if my heart was Nicole Simpson's Neck you'd be OJ does that work?
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:55 pm

OJ jokes are so 1997.
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Postby Red Stripe » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:59 pm

If my heart were Lance Armstrong, I hope your not Coppermine.
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Postby chadlincoln » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:01 pm

If our hearts were like Nomar's groin: I don't see us staying together very long.
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:08 pm

If my heart were ugly, then you're my Red Stripe.
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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:10 pm

chadlincoln wrote:If our hearts were like Nomar's groin: I don't see us staying together very long.


Classic :-D
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Postby SHOCKandAWE » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:29 pm

If my my heart is Viagra, then this should be a long lasting relationship
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Postby JTWood » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:35 pm

When I saw that Coppermine was the post originator, I thought the pickup line would be:

"Lance Armstrong doesn't have balls. I do. What's your name?"
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