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by **Coppermine** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:16 pm

If my heart were a base, you'd be Scott Podsednik.

by **chadlincoln** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:39 pm

Or if you don't like the girl:

If my heart were a base, you'd be Carlos Delgado.

by **acsguitar** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:41 pm

How bout if my heart was Nicole Simpson's Neck you'd be OJ does that work?

by **Coppermine** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:55 pm

OJ jokes are so 1997.

by **Red Stripe** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:59 pm

If my heart were Lance Armstrong, I hope your not Coppermine.

by **chadlincoln** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:01 pm

If our hearts were like Nomar's groin: I don't see us staying together very long.

by **Coppermine** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:08 pm

If my heart were ugly, then you're my Red Stripe.

by **Simulacrum** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:10 pm

chadlincoln wrote:If our hearts were like Nomar's groin: I don't see us staying together very long.

Classic

by **SHOCKandAWE** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:29 pm

If my my heart is Viagra, then this should be a long lasting relationship

by **JTWood** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:35 pm

When I saw that Coppermine was the post originator, I thought the pickup line would be:

"Lance Armstrong doesn't have balls. I do. What's your name?"

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