Wow, what a night and story for you folks.....

[Pacman]

rather than asking about what could have been.

And believe you me, that "what could have been" most likely WILL stay with you for the rest of your LIFE. Yes, I said LIFE. How many of us in here who are a "bit" older than their teens and early-20s -- still carry with us the memory of that "one who got away"... ? If you don't go and see what happens with this milf, you WILL always regret it.

Now stop typing and GO GET BUSY.




And oh yeah, wear a condom.

[acsguitar]

A Film

[Minor League Skilz]

LMAO!

[Pacman]

A Film

Dare I say, that may be the funniest thing I've ever seen in here.

[Madison]

I think I might have finally found someone who's artwork is as terrible as mine.

Funny film though.



Pacman is right too. You will wonder for the rest of your life if you don't do it now!

[AT]

LOL this thread is such a beast... between nsulham, lofunzo, and acs you guys have me rolling on the floor.

Hey Phatferd...

[wrveres]

A Film

Thats fricking Hilarious
I am fricking crying...

[StlSluggers]

For the sake of the underdog, I will say that there have been times in my life when it was served up on a platter for me and I turned it down.

Story #1
There was one girl who declared her virginity to me as I was heading out to my car where I'd left my condoms. My back was too her, and thank God it was because if she'd seen the look of fear on my face when she said that, she would have kicked me in the balls right there.

Anyways, I turned to her and said, "You know what? Those condoms have been in my glovebox all night. They're probably really cold." It was winter. "Why don't we just talk?" Never saw her again, and I don't regret it one bit.

Story #2
My freshman year in college, I'm at a party with these two girls that I only knew in high school. Anyways, one of them gets in this huge fight with her boyfriend. Next thing I now, I'm back at her apartment, and she is trying her best to seduce me.

I avoided her body like the plague. I knew what was coming: We do it. She tells her boyfriend. He wants to fight.

I don't need that kind of drama in exchange for a stupid sexual encounter.

Story #3
Junior year at college. I'm with a soccer chick who has the soccer body. If you don't know, find out. If you do, congratulations. She wants me. I'm not interested in her.

Actually, I have no excuse for this one. It just didn't feel right. I don't regret it, though.

You know, come to think of it, I've never regretted turning it down. I have regretted accepting it, though...

[acsguitar]

For the sake of the underdog, I will say that there have been times in my life when it was served up on a platter for me and I turned it down.

Story #1
There was one girl who declared her virginity to me as I was heading out to my car where I'd left my condoms. My back was too her, and thank God it was because if she'd seen the look of fear on my face when she said that, she would have kicked me in the balls right there.

Anyways, I turned to her and said, "You know what? Those condoms have been in my glovebox all night. They're probably really cold." It was winter. "Why don't we just talk?" Never saw her again, and I don't regret it one bit.

Story #2
My freshman year in college, I'm at a party with these two girls that I only knew in high school. Anyways, one of them gets in this huge fight with her boyfriend. Next thing I now, I'm back at her apartment, and she is trying her best to seduce me.

I avoided her body like the plague. I knew what was coming: We do it. She tells her boyfriend. He wants to fight.

I don't need that kind of drama in exchange for a stupid sexual encounter.

Story #3
Junior year at college. I'm with a soccer chick who has the soccer body. If you don't know, find out. If you do, congratulations. She wants me. I'm not interested in her.

Actually, I have no excuse for this one. It just didn't feel right. I don't regret it, though.

You know, come to think of it, I've never regretted turning it down. I have regretted accepting it, though...

They boyfriend one is acceptable. The virgin one also acceptable. The soccer one not..

but thats ok we all aren't super pimps like me

[Red Stripe]

A Film

Haha, nice