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Postby Pacman » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:55 am

Lofunzo wrote:
rather than asking about what could have been. ;-)



And believe you me, that "what could have been" most likely WILL stay with you for the rest of your LIFE. Yes, I said LIFE. How many of us in here who are a "bit" older than their teens and early-20s -- still carry with us the memory of that "one who got away"... ? If you don't go and see what happens with this milf, you WILL always regret it.

Now stop typing and GO GET BUSY. ;-D




And oh yeah, wear a condom.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:48 am

A Film


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Postby Minor League Skilz » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:50 am

LMAO! ;-D
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Postby Pacman » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:43 pm

acsguitar wrote:A Film


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Dare I say, that may be the funniest thing I've ever seen in here.


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Postby Madison » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:17 pm

I think I might have finally found someone who's artwork is as terrible as mine. :-b

Funny film though. ;-D



Pacman is right too. You will wonder for the rest of your life if you don't do it now! ;-D
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Postby AT » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:23 pm

LOL this thread is such a beast... between nsulham, lofunzo, and acs you guys have me rolling on the floor.

Hey Phatferd...

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Postby wrveres » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:00 pm

acsguitar wrote:A Film


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Thats fricking Hilarious ;-D ;-D
I am fricking crying...
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Postby StlSluggers » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:24 pm

For the sake of the underdog, I will say that there have been times in my life when it was served up on a platter for me and I turned it down.

Story #1
There was one girl who declared her virginity to me as I was heading out to my car where I'd left my condoms. My back was too her, and thank God it was because if she'd seen the look of fear on my face when she said that, she would have kicked me in the balls right there.

Anyways, I turned to her and said, "You know what? Those condoms have been in my glovebox all night. They're probably really cold." It was winter. "Why don't we just talk?" Never saw her again, and I don't regret it one bit.

Story #2
My freshman year in college, I'm at a party with these two girls that I only knew in high school. Anyways, one of them gets in this huge fight with her boyfriend. Next thing I now, I'm back at her apartment, and she is trying her best to seduce me.

I avoided her body like the plague. I knew what was coming: We do it. She tells her boyfriend. He wants to fight.

I don't need that kind of drama in exchange for a stupid sexual encounter.

Story #3
Junior year at college. I'm with a soccer chick who has the soccer body. If you don't know, find out. If you do, congratulations. She wants me. I'm not interested in her.

Actually, I have no excuse for this one. It just didn't feel right. I don't regret it, though.

You know, come to think of it, I've never regretted turning it down. I have regretted accepting it, though...

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Postby acsguitar » Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:20 pm

StlSluggers wrote:For the sake of the underdog, I will say that there have been times in my life when it was served up on a platter for me and I turned it down.

Story #1
There was one girl who declared her virginity to me as I was heading out to my car where I'd left my condoms. My back was too her, and thank God it was because if she'd seen the look of fear on my face when she said that, she would have kicked me in the balls right there.

Anyways, I turned to her and said, "You know what? Those condoms have been in my glovebox all night. They're probably really cold." It was winter. "Why don't we just talk?" Never saw her again, and I don't regret it one bit.

Story #2
My freshman year in college, I'm at a party with these two girls that I only knew in high school. Anyways, one of them gets in this huge fight with her boyfriend. Next thing I now, I'm back at her apartment, and she is trying her best to seduce me.

I avoided her body like the plague. I knew what was coming: We do it. She tells her boyfriend. He wants to fight.

I don't need that kind of drama in exchange for a stupid sexual encounter.

Story #3
Junior year at college. I'm with a soccer chick who has the soccer body. If you don't know, find out. If you do, congratulations. She wants me. I'm not interested in her.

Actually, I have no excuse for this one. It just didn't feel right. I don't regret it, though.

You know, come to think of it, I've never regretted turning it down. I have regretted accepting it, though...

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They boyfriend one is acceptable. The virgin one also acceptable. The soccer one not..

but thats ok we all aren't super pimps like me

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Postby Red Stripe » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:18 pm

acsguitar wrote:A Film


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Haha, nice ;-D
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