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Postby matmat » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:06 pm

apparently mike morse has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. his excuse is that it's leftovers in his body from 2003.... (heard this on the Min-Tex broadcast).
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:09 pm

[quote="matmat"]apparently mike morse has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. his excuse is that it's leftovers in his body from 2003.[quote] That's the dumbest excuse I have heard since his was in the minors in 2003 and would have been tested.
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Postby blankman » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:11 pm

That's hilarious. :-b
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Postby John Bonzo » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:13 pm

I believe that he was tested in the minors and tested positive.
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Postby getoffmywalrus » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:42 pm

He used it to recover from a career threatening injury 2 years ago and said it was the biggest mistake of his life. I'm glad he's at least admitting to using it rather than these other who are like "umm yea I have no clue what that's about..."

In other news, the Mariners, while last in the league standings, are now first in positive steroid testers (3). Go Seattle!
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Postby BaseballFann0008 » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:53 pm

getoffmywalrus wrote:He used it to recover from a career threatening injury 2 years ago and said it was the biggest mistake of his life. I'm glad he's at least admitting to using it rather than these other who are like "umm yea I have no clue what that's about..."

In other news, the Mariners, while last in the league standings, are now first in positive steroid testers (3). Go Seattle!
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