Fake quote of the year

[Half Massed]

Milton didn't call Kent racist.

He should have, at least then Milton probably wouldn't have made such an outlandish statement about his knee. I have friends who have met Milton's knee before and they didn't get the impression that it was racist at all.

Really? I got the opposite impression. In fact, I was so put off that i stopped introducing myself to knees for a while afterwards. Ironically, Bradley's racist knee made me racist to knees.

[AT]

That's definitely from the Pickle. What a great website...