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Postby The Jury » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:49 pm

“I regret to announce that my knee is racist.”

Milton Bradley, Dodgers outfielder announcing that he will miss the rest of the season due to knee surgery.

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Postby Pogotheostrich » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:51 pm

That has to be fake, I don't think Bradley has used the word regret in his life.
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Postby dannyolbb » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:27 pm

There are three two-syllable words in that sentence. There's no way that it came out of Milton's mouth.
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Postby HiddenIdentity » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:40 pm

The best real quote:

"George Bush Doesn't Care about Black People"
That video still makes me laugh
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Postby EnFuego » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:03 pm

HiddenIdentity wrote:The best real quote:

"George Bush Doesn't Care about Black People"
That video still makes me laugh


I love Mike Myers reaction. :-D
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Re: Fake quote of the year

Postby Red Stripe » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:06 pm

The Jury wrote:“I regret to announce that my knee is racist.”

Milton Bradley, Dodgers outfielder announcing that he will miss the rest of the season due to knee surgery.

:-D


Of course its fake if it was Bradley actually said that it would be:

"Milton Bradley regrets to announce that his knee is racist."

Much better. ;-D
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Postby wrveres » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:08 pm

Milton didn't call Kent racist.
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Postby Tavish » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:46 pm

wrveres wrote:Milton didn't call Kent racist.


He should have, at least then Milton probably wouldn't have made such an outlandish statement about his knee. I have friends who have met Milton's knee before and they didn't get the impression that it was racist at all.
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Re: Fake quote of the year

Postby Big Pimpin » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:02 pm

The Jury wrote:“I regret to announce that my knee is racist.”


Isn't that from the pickle?
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Re: Fake quote of the year

Postby The Jury » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:04 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:
The Jury wrote:“I regret to announce that my knee is racist.”


Isn't that from the pickle?


Yes ;-D
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