My type of humor...well done.
Steve Trachsel pitched a simulated game yesterday and his sense of humor is intact after being banished to the bullpen.
''I'm 17-and-0 in simulated games this season,'' he said. ''I almost got traded to the simulated Red Sox'' earlier this week. Victor Zambrano, tonight's starter at Florida, has stayed in front of him in the rotation largely due to having 2-0 record and 0.89 ERA in three career starts at Florida.