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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:56 pm

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from
> > > the city's most successful lawyer.
> > >
> > > So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish
> > > office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, Our research
> > > shows that even though your annual income is over two million
> > > dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to
> > > give something back to your community through the United Way?
> > >
> > > The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, First, did your research
> > > also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful
> > > illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her
> > > ability to pay?
> > >
> > > Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, Uh... no, I didn't know
> > > that.
> > >
> > > Secondly, says the lawyer, my brother, a disabled veteran, is
> > > blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his
> > > wife and six children.
> > >
> > > The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is
> > > cut off again.
> > >
> > > Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband
> > > died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a
> > > mortgage and three children one of whom is disabled and another
> > > has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?
> > >
> > > The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, I'm sorry,
> > > I had no idea
> > >
> > > And the lawyer says, So... if I didn't give any money to them,
> > > what makes you think I'd ever give any to you?
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Postby Big Pimpin » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:58 pm

Heard it, but still funny. ;-D
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:22 pm

Those wacky lawyers and their penny-pinching shenanigans :-b
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Postby Red Stripe » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:36 pm

I've also heard that before, hilarious still though. ;-D
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Postby go_jays_go » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:49 pm

Thats good. :-b ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:00 pm

Knew where it was going but still funny. ;-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:03 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:Those wacky lawyers and their penny-pinching shenanigans :-b


:-D hehe



heard it, but it's still good ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:47 pm

good one ;-D
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Postby JTWood » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:04 pm

:-D :-D :-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
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Postby baseball6791 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:06 pm

Hehe very funny ;-D
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