da1chipo wrote:Along the same lines:
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door. Wrong answer.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one ... Which animal does not attend?
Answer: The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....