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Postby curious_george_43545 » Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:13 pm

4, didnt like that Mary question :-/
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Postby DK » Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:32 pm

4/5... Didn't realize you can't overtake the last person in a race. :-o
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Postby baseball6791 » Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:33 pm

da1chipo wrote:Along the same lines:

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?










Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?









Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door. Wrong answer.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one ... Which animal does not attend?








Answer: The Elephant.

The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?










Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!

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Postby Madison » Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:53 pm

da1chipo wrote:Along the same lines:

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?










Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?









Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door. Wrong answer.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one ... Which animal does not attend?








Answer: The Elephant.

The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?










Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!


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Postby mweir145 » Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:53 pm

I got 4/5 on the first one right (missed the Mary one), and then I got those other 3 questions right. ;-D
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