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Postby go_jays_go » Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:12 pm

3/5 that Mary one threw me off.. :-° :-b
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Postby DaQ » Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:25 pm

Lofunzo wrote:5/5 B-)


Not on your third try Lo :*) :-D
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Postby blankman » Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:20 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:I got the math one right and that was it.

Why does a blind person need sunglasses anyway? :-?


Yeah, that was a stupid question.
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Postby baseball6791 » Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:22 pm

4/5 - I completely whiffed the Mary question :*)
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Postby warrick95 » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:22 pm

4/5...I went by the first question too soon. The math one was fairly easy. The trick is in the last part. 4010+90 doesn't equal 5000, it equals 4100.
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Postby da1chipo » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:37 pm

Along the same lines:

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?










Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?









Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door. Wrong answer.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one ... Which animal does not attend?








Answer: The Elephant.

The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?










Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!
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Postby Simulacrum » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:39 pm

da1chipo wrote:Along the same lines:

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?










Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?









Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door. Wrong answer.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one ... Which animal does not attend?








Answer: The Elephant.

The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?










Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!


*groan* :-b
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Postby Half Massed » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:41 pm

da1chipo wrote:Along the same lines:

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?










Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?









Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door. Wrong answer.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one ... Which animal does not attend?








Answer: The Elephant.

The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?










Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!



Man I was lost on those....

As for Mad's, I got 5/5 this time ;-D , but I'd seen that before, and the first time I think I was 1 or 2/5 :-°
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Postby ensanimal » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:59 pm

4/5, stupid first question tried to answer o quickly. :-[
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Postby Red Stripe » Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:18 pm

Rirruto wrote:3/5, got the first 2 wrong :-B


LOL same here. :-b
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