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3/5 that Mary one threw me off..
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Lofunzo wrote:5/5

Not on your third try Lo
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_Simulacrum_ wrote:I got the math one right and that was it.

Why does a blind person need sunglasses anyway?

Yeah, that was a stupid question.
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4/5 - I completely whiffed the Mary question

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4/5...I went by the first question too soon. The math one was fairly easy. The trick is in the last part. 4010+90 doesn't equal 5000, it equals 4100.
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Along the same lines:

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door. Wrong answer.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one ... Which animal does not attend?

The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!
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da1chipo wrote:Along the same lines:

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door. Wrong answer.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one ... Which animal does not attend?

The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!

*groan*
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da1chipo wrote:Along the same lines:

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door. Wrong answer.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one ... Which animal does not attend?

The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!

Man I was lost on those....

As for Mad's, I got 5/5 this time , but I'd seen that before, and the first time I think I was 1 or 2/5
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4/5, stupid first question tried to answer o quickly.
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Rirruto wrote:3/5, got the first 2 wrong

LOL same here.
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