Another doping scandal

[Mookie4ever]

As reported in the French sports newspaper L'Equipe, record setting fantasy sports poster Madison has been accused of taking illegal supplements to boost his post total.


Madison pictured celebrating his 50,000 post last week

Moderators at the rival French site LeCafeDeFootballFantasy.com stated that it is a scientifically proved fact that Madison has been doping. Caffeine and Schlitz are the suspected illegal substances.

Neither Madison or his agent Arlo could be reached for comment.

[WharfRat]

If this should be proven true, let me be the first to call for an asterisk next to his post total. Shameful, Mad, shameful.

[prodpaul]

I am so ticked at him. I sat next to him in Washington and he lied.

[dannyolbb]

Well, it was pretty obvious, wasn't it? The sudden, late-career post surge. The lightning temper. God help us, the bacne.

Perhaps we, the fans, should take part of the blame. He was only trying to live up to the impossible standard we ask of him. And the supplements aren't technically illegal, right?

I say we forgive and forget. For everything except those viagra commercials.

[acsguitar]

I don't know man... When he was coming up in the minors his typing skills were pretty amazing. He was predicted to be "this" good. The french just hate bowlers

[Lofunzo]

If this should be proven true, let me be the first to call for an asterisk next to his post total. Shameful, Mad, shameful.

And then next in line would bolt up to #1, right??

[WharfRat]

If this should be proven true, let me be the first to call for an asterisk next to his post total. Shameful, Mad, shameful.

And then next in line would bolt up to #1, right??

Not without a pee test, buddy.

[Arlo]

That sample was taken 38,000 posts ago!

[LooseCannon]

Did ya hear? Menyak announced recently that a new young star has tested positive... All the papers are pointing a finger at BigH0rt...wouldn't surprise me

[CubsFan7724]

Best. congrats. thread. ever.