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Another doping scandal

Postby Mookie4ever » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:08 am

As reported in the French sports newspaper L'Equipe, record setting fantasy sports poster Madison has been accused of taking illegal supplements to boost his post total.

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Madison pictured celebrating his 50,000 post last week

Moderators at the rival French site LeCafeDeFootballFantasy.com stated that it is a scientifically proved fact that Madison has been doping. Caffeine and Schlitz are the suspected illegal substances.

Neither Madison or his agent Arlo could be reached for comment.
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Postby WharfRat » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:47 am

If this should be proven true, let me be the first to call for an asterisk next to his post total. Shameful, Mad, shameful.
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Postby prodpaul » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:08 am

I am so ticked at him. I sat next to him in Washington and he lied.
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Postby dannyolbb » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:09 am

Well, it was pretty obvious, wasn't it? The sudden, late-career post surge. The lightning temper. God help us, the bacne.

Perhaps we, the fans, should take part of the blame. He was only trying to live up to the impossible standard we ask of him. And the supplements aren't technically illegal, right?

I say we forgive and forget. For everything except those viagra commercials.
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:17 am

I don't know man... When he was coming up in the minors his typing skills were pretty amazing. He was predicted to be "this" good. The french just hate bowlers :-t
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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:09 am

WharfRat wrote:If this should be proven true, let me be the first to call for an asterisk next to his post total. Shameful, Mad, shameful.


And then next in line would bolt up to #1, right?? ;-7 :-D
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Postby WharfRat » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:14 am

Lofunzo wrote:
WharfRat wrote:If this should be proven true, let me be the first to call for an asterisk next to his post total. Shameful, Mad, shameful.


And then next in line would bolt up to #1, right?? ;-7 :-D


Not without a pee test, buddy. :-D
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Postby Arlo » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:16 am

That sample was taken 38,000 posts ago! :-D
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Postby LooseCannon » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:50 am

Did ya hear? Menyak announced recently that a new young star has tested positive... All the papers are pointing a finger at BigH0rt...wouldn't surprise me :-D
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:31 pm

Best. congrats. thread. ever. ;-D
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