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Postby Pogotheostrich » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:15 pm

rotoworld wrote:A batboy who took a dare to chug a gallon of milk has been suspended six games by the Marlins.

The batboy drank the milk in the alotted time frame (an hour), but couldn't hold it down. Brad Penny, the instigator in this dare is not happy with the suspension, and has a good point. ''It's kind of ridiculous that you get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk,'' Penny said


We used to do this dare all the time in college. It is impossible to drink a gallon of milk in an hour and keep it down.
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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:18 pm

Pogotheostrich wrote:
rotoworld wrote:A batboy who took a dare to chug a gallon of milk has been suspended six games by the Marlins.

The batboy drank the milk in the alotted time frame (an hour), but couldn't hold it down. Brad Penny, the instigator in this dare is not happy with the suspension, and has a good point. ''It's kind of ridiculous that you get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk,'' Penny said


We used to do this dare all the time in college. It is impossible to drink a gallon of milk in an hour and keep it down.

Why did he get suspended???
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Postby Big Papi's Pimps » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:18 pm

He's got a great point. Just goes to show you how ridiculous the suspensions for steroids are.
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Postby go_jays_go » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:19 pm

Yeah a couple of buddies and I did this a couple of times. Saw it on Jackass so we decided to try it. It was pretty jokes but by the end of it, everybody was yaking Milk. :-P

On a side note, it's also impossible to continuously eat those Salted Crackers. Man.. :-b
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Postby SuptownSpartans34 » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:19 pm

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Postby acsguitar » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:24 pm

This is super dumb...Why the heck would the Marlins hurt their playoff chances for this? Morons I hope they miss the playoffs now :-t
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Postby pokerplaya » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:25 pm

acsguitar wrote:This is super dumb...Why the heck would the Marlins hurt their playoff chances for this? Morons I hope they miss the playoffs now :-t


Really think batboys are that important? :-b

What a ridiculous suspension though...
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Postby Simulacrum » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:27 pm

What a crock. I could drink a gallon of milk in an hour, no sweat. I'm such a dairy-stud I could probably eat a block of cheese to wash it down with. B-)

I still don't understand the suspension though... did he hurl on someone's bat or something?
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Postby RugbyD » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:50 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:What a crock. I could drink a gallon of milk in an hour, no sweat. I'm such a dairy-stud I could probably eat a block of cheese to wash it down with. B-)

I still don't understand the suspension though... did he hurl on someone's bat or something?


Its not about volume or lactose, its about acid/base imbalance.

there were always bets like this down at the exchange when i worked there. the milk one was popular. there was a chicken mcnuggets bet, there was a hold a textbook over your head bet, some other i forget. fun stuff. summers are slow on the trading floor.
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Postby pokerplaya » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:52 pm

RugbyD wrote:
_Simulacrum_ wrote:What a crock. I could drink a gallon of milk in an hour, no sweat. I'm such a dairy-stud I could probably eat a block of cheese to wash it down with. B-)

I still don't understand the suspension though... did he hurl on someone's bat or something?


Its not about volume or lactose, its about acid/base imbalance.

there were always bets like this down at the exchange when i worked there. the milk one was popular. there was a chicken mcnuggets bet, there was a hold a textbook over your head bet, some other i forget. fun stuff. summers are slow on the trading floor.


If you can remember, what was the McNugget bet?
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