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Postby reznorsboy » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:27 am

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Postby BrewerAttack15 » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:19 pm

Here's one, except using Wisconsin as an example. I made it a while ago, showed it at the FFC, some of you may have already seen it.

Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.

You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

You know what cow-tipping is.

A brat is something you eat.

You know what a bubbler is.

You go out for fish fry every Friday.

You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.

You drink soda and refer to as "pop."

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon.

You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.

You find 20 degrees a little chilly.

Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

You install security lights on your house and garage and then leave both unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

You know all four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction.

You can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere else

You can find and pronounce : Eau Claire, Oconomowoc, Menomonee Falls, Waukesha, La Crosse and Fond du Lac.

When talking about the Green Bay Packers you refer to them as "we".

You can tell the difference between the smell of cow manure and pig manure.

The local paper needs 6 pages to cover the Packers... in July!

You think it's nice enough to swim when the temperature hits 50.

You think everyone from south of Madison has an accent.

Down South to you means Chicago.

Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.

You know what a FIB is and can spot them a mile away.

You have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair.

You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest, Oktoberfest, or all of the above.

You can't be friends with a Vikings fan

Your idea of diversity is having black, white, and brown cows.
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