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Postby CubsFan7724 » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:16 pm

You may be a redneck if you watch Blue Collar TV and think its funny. :-b
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Postby blankman » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:30 pm

CubsFan7724 wrote:You may be a redneck if you watch Blue Collar TV and think its funny. :-b


So true. As stand up comedians, I like all 4 of them, but the TV show is just horrible. :-P
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Postby Red Stripe » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:30 pm

CubsFan7724 wrote:You may be a redneck if you watch Blue Collar TV and think its funny. :-b


GIT R DONE!!!!! Gosh I could strangle somebody if I ever hear that quote again.
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Postby Art Vandelay » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:52 pm

blankman wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:You may be a redneck if you watch Blue Collar TV and think its funny. :-b


So true. As stand up comedians, I like all 4 of them, but the TV show is just horrible. :-P


I actually found the Tater Tot guy funny. The other three are weak.
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Postby Madison » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:18 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:
blankman wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:You may be a redneck if you watch Blue Collar TV and think its funny. :-b


So true. As stand up comedians, I like all 4 of them, but the TV show is just horrible. :-P


I actually found the Tater Tot guy funny. The other three are weak.


Don't you mean: Tater Salad?

That's Ron White and I agree he's hilarious! :-b

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Postby prodpaul » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:08 am

When you hire a real estate agent to sell your RV :-D
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Postby Art Vandelay » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:58 pm

Madison wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
blankman wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:You may be a redneck if you watch Blue Collar TV and think its funny. :-b


So true. As stand up comedians, I like all 4 of them, but the TV show is just horrible. :-P


I actually found the Tater Tot guy funny. The other three are weak.


Don't you mean: Tater Salad?

That's Ron White and I agree he's hilarious! :-b

;-D ;-D


Yeah, that's the one. I've only seen it once, I knew it was something about taters.
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Postby Madison » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:33 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:
Madison wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
blankman wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:You may be a redneck if you watch Blue Collar TV and think its funny. :-b


So true. As stand up comedians, I like all 4 of them, but the TV show is just horrible. :-P


I actually found the Tater Tot guy funny. The other three are weak.


Don't you mean: Tater Salad?

That's Ron White and I agree he's hilarious! :-b

;-D ;-D


Yeah, that's the one. I've only seen it once, I knew it was something about taters.


Agreed. I've seen it several times and even have it on DVD. :-o

:-b

Here's a couple of the jokes I posted awhile back:

http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=85574&highlight=ron

http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=85576&highlight=ron

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Postby blankman » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:36 pm

Madison wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
blankman wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:You may be a redneck if you watch Blue Collar TV and think its funny. :-b


So true. As stand up comedians, I like all 4 of them, but the TV show is just horrible. :-P


I actually found the Tater Tot guy funny. The other three are weak.


Don't you mean: Tater Salad?

That's Ron White and I agree he's hilarious! :-b

;-D ;-D


Tater Tot is his son. ;-)

For those who are lost, Ron White was arrested for public intoxication and was asked if he had any aliases. His reply: They call me, Tater Salad.

He was then arrested several years later and asked by the officer: Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White? :-b
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Postby WharfRat » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:45 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:
blankman wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:You may be a redneck if you watch Blue Collar TV and think its funny. :-b


So true. As stand up comedians, I like all 4 of them, but the TV show is just horrible. :-P


I actually found the Tater Tot guy funny. The other three are weak.


I agree. Foxworthy is a screechy little beatch, and the Engvall guy is a cheap ripoff of Foxworthy. Larry the Cable Guy is okay though. Ron White is one of the funniest comedians around. ;-D

But I have a real love/hate relationship with the South, so maybe it's just me....
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