Why does it hurt when I pee?

[Minor League Skilz]

Tom Gordon won't be available tonight because of a urinary tract infection that required antibiotics.
Manager Joe Torre said Gordon would be sidelined for ''a day or so.'' Tanyon Sturtze will set up Mariano Rivera if needed. Aug. 22 - 6:36 pm et

Anyone get the Frank Zappa ref.

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don?t want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
?n? grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

[WharfRat]

I don't know if I should laugh or puke.