Shakespeare, playwright, actor, prophet?

[Red Stripe]

“I understand a fury in your words, but not the words.”
50 Cent

Ah Ashlee Simpson music sucks...

I fixed it for you.

I think we can all agree on it now.

You know, I've actually never heard Ashlee Simpson music. But I guess I'm thankful for that.

Well, I don't think anyone has... Considering the trash she calls her vocal chords doesn't emit any sort of musical sound. But yes, be thankful.

Ashlee Simpson makes music?!?!

I always thought her "albums" were for blasting loudly to get back at the neighbors for something, much in the same way you'd record a shrieking cat.

I always though they were for skeet shooting practice.