"Watching you in that sex tape was a whole new experience. Up until then, I've never watched anyone get gonorrhea."
"Courtney Love is like the girl next door. That is if you live next to a methadone clinic."
Those 2 lines had me on the floor, dying in laugher. Courtney Love is an idiot. She is flapping her boobs all over the place while spaced out on heroin through this whole roast. I thought Jimmy Kimmel was great. Damn, I never thought I would have said this, but I would have loved to have been Andy Dick.....errrrr......Pamela Anderson plastic surgeon. That nappy headed idiot got to play with her boobs, or excuse me, Poncho and Lefty......NO FAIR.