Feel free to send me the Playboys.
As to solving the problem and being removed from the mailing list, what's wrong with picking up the phone and calling them? Simple, quick, and easy. Online there's no guarantees of anything. I'd speak to a live person and take care of it.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....